that sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me

oh i did like that iron maiden - two minutes to midnight song though

What if there was a doom metal clock and ticked really slowly?

< the doomsgay cock

It literally is completely unscientific and just based on the vibes and feelings of some pearl clutching science needs who don't understand politics. There aren't even f*ckin numbers on the thing, they are just like... uh oh! Ukraine! Now it's like... uh.. 95 minutes? To midnight? serious business.

Needs = nerds Google needs to stop autocorrecting my shit Buncha nerds at work again Smash nerds

is it on mayan time?

It's on Vader time.

This is better...