I thought this would be like a 3 week thing and the Russia would be like oh whoops our bad.

first i'm hearing of this

the female refugees are smokin

who's the good guys?

The US of f*cking A

damn straight

*shouts USA USA USA*

Yeah I thought the exact same thing.

you got BIG plans for tomorrow?

Except I thought the nukes would already be dropped.

What if America gets nuked on July 4th?

that'd suck

I was thinking of doing mushrooms tomorrow but I might wait until next weekend.

not happening. we have Tom Cruise.

I tried doing mushrooms before fireworks once and the noises really freaked me out. I should have worn headphones.