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Portslob: A Day in the Life

God 57 days ago
Wake up Hate Joe Biden Turn off alarm Hate Joe Biden Breathe heavily Tell wife, "Shut the hell up. I'll hate who I want to. This is not affecting my work." Get off MyPillow Trips over unopened copy of Basic Economics used as doorstop Blame Joe Biden Watches homeless person knifed on the darkweb Hate Joe Biden Get into 20-year-old Ford Escort; bumper: Let's Go Brandon Fills gas I Did That sticker placed next gas total Remembers the happiest moment of his life Hates Joe Biden Works 6 hours for $225 Furious cafeteria tuna is $3.50 now Hates Joe Biden Crashes looking at fuel meter Goes into a coma Become Joe Biden

RAGINGFUCKMAN 57 days ago
lo

RAGINGFUCKMAN 57 days ago
reads this thread while staggering drunkenly and resting against the wall hates joe biden

God 57 days ago
Wife looks like sketches of new Ghostbusters monster Hates Joe Biden

RAGINGFUCKMAN 57 days ago
wins cornhole game loathes joe biden

evil_hero 56 days ago
"AAAHHHHHH thats the good shit" slob says, leaning forehead against the wall behind his toilet. eyes closed his copper gold colored piss splashes wildly about the bowl. he sighs heavily. another tuesday in the books. or was it thursday? doesnt matter anyway. in the background a great dane barks. pulling his bloodshot eyes open he struggles to focus on his apple watch. the exhale of his liquor breath fogs up the screen. he angrily wipes it clear. the notification comes into focus: #4 all time poster on lambgoat "ffuuuuuuuuccckkkkkk"

Barbara 56 days ago
Legally changes the Danes name to Brandon so he can say let's go Brandon when he takes him for his bi-monthly walk

God 56 days ago
lolx2

RAGINGFUCKMAN 56 days ago
*pulls out sleeve of stickers with brandons face and "I did that!", reveals carrying tin of toothpicks, smiles at you with drunken fervor* wahh.. *HICUP* watch this

RAGINGFUCKMAN 56 days ago
*pukes a bit, f*ck it, plants the flag* Fughin Biden... *takes a small chug of whiskey* You know... you remind me of Tony f*cking DiNardo *stares at you cross eyed, pondering his next words* Acsh.. uhg.. acshu *hiccups, grunts* actually, you look like f*cking Joe Biden, f*ck you. *POV, you're now fist fighting portslob as his dog is taking a shit*

VodkaVeins 56 days ago
lol thread

Portslob 56 days ago
Mostly accurate

carveyournamein 56 days ago
*sucks dick$ -Portslob

carveyournamein 56 days ago
Sorry that was uncalled for.

lake_flaccid 56 days ago
The sticker one got me, definitely know people who brag about placing those