I crashed around 6 this morning. Woke up at from a 300mg trazadone induced sleep, with a raging boner filled to the cusp with piss. Got out of bed, bypassed bathroom? Opened front door, put my insulin pump in my hand, dropped trow to ankles, let it rip. That is the only way to piss morning wood away for me. I'm going to get a ring camera and put together a 2022 montage of morning wood piss. With skinless as the soundtrack

You pissed out your front door with a big boner?

Why aren't you the f*cking vanflip host?

my dude pissed out his front door

Yes. I ask myself that everyday I come on here.

Skinless rules

Also lurk is like gollum about his podcast. Shit ain't happening

He's a f*cking human thumb.

_steelpanda_ 1 hour ago Yes. I ask myself that everyday I come on here. i mean.... i think we all know why you arent.

i don't know why

Speak for yourself, bucketbitch.

meth

Kick rocks.

smoke rocks

carveyournamein 4 minutes ago Kick rocks. werent you supposed to? poison boi