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Attn: FF goers/Re: Lurk Idiot

nothinlefttogive 167 days ago
The consortium of those not in attendance will pay you $100 USD to toss a big trash bucket* over Lurk, dropkick it HARD, & catch that shit on YouTube. There is no limit to the amount of videos that can be posted. (The videos must be unique in order to collect payment). *you must supply your own bucket...i realize it needs to be big. don't complain, you're up on this deal ;-)

kort 167 days ago
wut

evil_hero 167 days ago
lol

nothinlefttogive 167 days ago
& if you kick it soft, you're only getting a partial payout.

skinsuit 167 days ago
Delete.

nothinlefttogive 167 days ago
trind has rickets

Barbara 167 days ago
lol

ShaolinLambKiller 167 days ago
solid pricing.

lurkcity 167 days ago
you should try and collect SLK

nothinlefttogive 167 days ago
bonus $50 if you can make him go airborne & land feet up/head down in the can

ej 167 days ago
SERIOUS IDEA: set up a Lambgoat dunk tank at ff and have web and lurk sit in it. Bands will miss their set for a chance to drop you in a vat of faygo, money printing idea

nothinlefttogive 167 days ago
i'm only interested in stuff that's humiliating or injurious to lurk... how bout a titty-twister booth where e_h makes lurk just sit there & accept it?

rick_tocchet 167 days ago
Listen up. Lurk will be the last thing on any of your guys minds at FF. There was a never ending supply of hot puss there last year. I had this one slampig behind the churro food truck jacking me off during Cave In's set last year.

lurkcity 167 days ago
he isnt lying, i saw it.

ej 167 days ago
That was the chick from seeyouspacecowboy