One time I took a pizza delivery job on bicycle but almost got hit by a taxi and broke my arm.

First night on the job.

Goddamn yes

Lol

You're a genius.

On my first day as a millwright, I did nothing but clean grease covered tools in a 55 gallon drum full of diesel. I was the grease bitch for at least a year. That sucked, but it paid so well I didn't care.

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