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Grizzly bears can run 35 mph

carveyournamein 14 days ago
You would get caught and skinned.

BULLHEAD 14 days ago
Yeah I already knew that

carveyournamein 14 days ago
You'd get your limbs crushed and eaten.

BULLHEAD 14 days ago
I know a lot about bears

carveyournamein 14 days ago
What's in bear spray?

easyhateoven 14 days ago
yeah but how fast can they cum?

BULLHEAD 14 days ago
Capsaisan

Portslob 14 days ago
I can run up to 75 mph, but I wouldn't, I would just f*ck that bear up

timelordtwo 14 days ago
I would fart in their general direction

boredtodeath 13 days ago
Ok but if you shit your pants and discard them quickly, the best would get distracted and you can get away. Bears love sniffing fresh shit.

boredtodeath 13 days ago
As a comma and bear, not best.

ShaolinLambKiller 13 days ago
Beats bears battlestR Galactica