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Being married to the 1st girl you ever kissed/f*cked

PlzBeNice2MeImNewHere 7/21/2021 4:37:28 PM
Anyone else done this? Pros: never had my heart broke, never dealt with any crazy bitches Cons: never got to f*ck anyone else or see if all pussies taste the same. Have I failed or won?

Portslob 7/21/2021 4:38:42 PM
I can't say because I've never kissed nor f*cked a woman before

Get_Some 7/21/2021 5:11:48 PM
Failed. There is a lot of good eatin out there, and you decided to have the same meal for the rest of your life.

Dick_Feller 7/21/2021 6:03:49 PM
I'm gay but if you love her then you made the right choice

nothinlefttogive 7/21/2021 6:57:10 PM
"all women are whores." - ancient Chinese proverb

timelordtwo 7/21/2021 7:49:21 PM
You have won

anonymass 7/21/2021 8:57:36 PM
They're all the same. If you found one you haven't got bored of f*cking, then you have absolutely won.

ShaolinLambKiller 7/22/2021 3:01:59 AM
She's cheating on you

Pilgrim 7/22/2021 3:20:24 AM
Jesus dude are you like 19?

ShaolinLambKiller 7/22/2021 3:25:34 AM
40 year old virgin

_d0thack_ 7/22/2021 5:19:13 AM
You'll never know until you kill her.

ShaolinLambKiller 7/22/2021 5:20:29 AM
Kill her today

Portslob 7/22/2021 5:32:50 AM
All women cheat, constantly

ShaolinLambKiller 7/22/2021 5:38:33 AM
Go ahead and marry a dude you poof

carveyournamein 7/10/2022 3:41:28 PM