Being married to the 1st girl you ever kissed/f*cked
PlzBeNice2MeImNewHere 3 days ago
Anyone else done this? Pros: never had my heart broke, never dealt with any crazy bitches Cons: never got to f*ck anyone else or see if all pussies taste the same. Have I failed or won?
Portslob 3 days ago
I can't say because I've never kissed nor f*cked a woman before
Get_Some 3 days ago
Failed. There is a lot of good eatin out there, and you decided to have the same meal for the rest of your life.
Dick_Feller 3 days ago
I'm gay but if you love her then you made the right choice
nothinlefttogive 3 days ago
"all women are whores." - ancient Chinese proverb
timelordtwo 3 days ago
You have won
anonymass 3 days ago
They're all the same. If you found one you haven't got bored of f*cking, then you have absolutely won.
ShaolinLambKiller 3 days ago
She's cheating on you
Pilgrim 2 days ago
Jesus dude are you like 19?
40 year old virgin
_d0thack_ 2 days ago
You'll never know until you kill her.
Kill her today
Portslob 2 days ago
All women cheat, constantly
Go ahead and marry a dude you poof