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Being married to the 1st girl you ever kissed/f*cked

Anyone else done this? Pros: never had my heart broke, never dealt with any crazy bitches Cons: never got to f*ck anyone else or see if all pussies taste the same. Have I failed or won?

Portslob 3 days ago
I can't say because I've never kissed nor f*cked a woman before

Get_Some 3 days ago
Failed. There is a lot of good eatin out there, and you decided to have the same meal for the rest of your life.

Dick_Feller 3 days ago
I'm gay but if you love her then you made the right choice

nothinlefttogive 3 days ago
"all women are whores." - ancient Chinese proverb

timelordtwo 3 days ago
You have won

anonymass 3 days ago
They're all the same. If you found one you haven't got bored of f*cking, then you have absolutely won.

She's cheating on you

Pilgrim 2 days ago
Jesus dude are you like 19?

40 year old virgin

_d0thack_ 2 days ago
You'll never know until you kill her.

Kill her today

Portslob 2 days ago
All women cheat, constantly

Go ahead and marry a dude you poof