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People who say, "anytime you need help, bro"

God 5/28/2022 8:10:57 AM
I find them not to be very helpful

kort 5/28/2022 8:12:44 AM
maybe the problem is you

evil_hero 5/28/2022 9:10:10 AM

evil_hero 5/28/2022 9:15:17 AM
i was once "friends" with this lesbian couple that claimed to always help friend in need and always made sure to change their social media avatars to which ever country is suffering the latesy tragedy. anyway my car has to go into the shop for a few days and i have a photo gig to get to. so i ask them if i can borrow their 3rd car, an old 80s volvo that just sits on their property. they were like thats a big ask and we need to work on our friendship before that. you f*ckin slunts. i never spoke to either of them again after that

B__DAWG 5/28/2022 9:16:36 AM
i need help

Inkongudunk 5/28/2022 9:16:57 AM
Hey, let me use your stuff. -I don't really know you that well You f*ckin whore!

VodkaVeins 5/28/2022 9:19:05 AM

God 5/28/2022 9:22:54 AM
How far was the drive?

evil_hero 5/28/2022 9:31:47 AM
not far like 1.5 hour round trip. thing is that i knew them both really freaking well lmao. they just moved the goalposts because they wanted my sperm for a baby and i refused

Inkongudunk 5/28/2022 9:33:50 AM
Hahahaha -hey, can you help us with this thing? Nah. -oh.... But can I borrow your car?

God 5/28/2022 9:41:20 AM
Less than an hour each way is doable, especially if you're good friends. I hope you're not serious. If they're asking for your genetics and cum and also calling using their third '80s Volvo a big ask, it's psychotic. Was it v Creation v and MCL?

Inkongudunk 5/28/2022 9:42:17 AM
It's cuz he said no, duh Lol

God 5/28/2022 9:42:44 AM
I would have said leave a laptop here in case you crash it so I can use that as leverage until you get the car fixed. You are 100% in the right. I mean, what straight male tolerates lesbians? I mean you had to be a really good friend

God 5/28/2022 9:45:37 AM
Celine, can I borrow your cum to create life

Inkongudunk 5/28/2022 9:50:04 AM
We need to work on our friendship first