ive yearned my whole life for this perfect moment, but it has, to this point, eluded me. my buns yearn to feece where nary a soul hath feeced before

they stress test them before they ship em out. I think it's impossible to find a virginal throne these days

The restrooms at Diarrhea Dave's serve as the QC fecility

can you imagine how pure that must be. to leave the first smears on a pure white bowl. amen

you could be the leonardo da vinci of shit man!

I've done this a few times. I call it a "christening".

You've never just walked into a Home Depot and used one of their floor models?

nothinlefttogive 49 minutes ago I've done this a few times. I call it a "christening". f*ck yea. thats a helluva pleasure man. you ever beat your dick during it??!!??

_d0thack_ 15 minutes ago You've never just walked into a Home Depot and used one of their floor models? according to barbs those have already been shitted in. you need to be a porcelain factory worker to truly de-virgin a toilet

WWJD is head shitter, and he's very good at his job.

If you whack it while dropping a plopper, does that make you gay?

That's called being adventurous.

thats like apex apex nut. busting as your exhume a brown coffin from your anus

Barbara 1 hour ago WWJD is head shitter, and he's very good at his job. fuk

Hell yeah. Love taking a toilet's virginity