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taking the first shit in a brand new unshitted-in toilet

evil_hero 37 days ago
ive yearned my whole life for this perfect moment, but it has, to this point, eluded me. my buns yearn to feece where nary a soul hath feeced before

Barbara 37 days ago
they stress test them before they ship em out. I think it's impossible to find a virginal throne these days

Barbara 37 days ago
The restrooms at Diarrhea Dave's serve as the QC fecility

evil_hero 37 days ago
can you imagine how pure that must be. to leave the first smears on a pure white bowl. amen

theocean 37 days ago
you could be the leonardo da vinci of shit man!

nothinlefttogive 37 days ago
I've done this a few times. I call it a "christening".

_d0thack_ 37 days ago
You've never just walked into a Home Depot and used one of their floor models?

evil_hero 37 days ago
nothinlefttogive 49 minutes ago I've done this a few times. I call it a "christening". f*ck yea. thats a helluva pleasure man. you ever beat your dick during it??!!??

evil_hero 37 days ago
_d0thack_ 15 minutes ago You've never just walked into a Home Depot and used one of their floor models? according to barbs those have already been shitted in. you need to be a porcelain factory worker to truly de-virgin a toilet

Barbara 37 days ago
WWJD is head shitter, and he's very good at his job.

Inkongudunk 37 days ago
If you whack it while dropping a plopper, does that make you gay?

_d0thack_ 37 days ago
That's called being adventurous.

evil_hero 37 days ago
thats like apex apex nut. busting as your exhume a brown coffin from your anus

dayman 37 days ago
Barbara 1 hour ago WWJD is head shitter, and he's very good at his job. fuk

easyhateoven 37 days ago
Hell yeah. Love taking a toilet's virginity