if we can go 7 days without a death by firearm (unless it's clear self defense), everyone gets 3 free hot dogs/hamburgers/ice cream sundaes. i mean, there'll probably be 3000 murders on the 8th day after everyones got their free shit but then the clock can start again.

Simon won't kill anyone that week for sure.

Only way to do it to to get everyone else trained and strapped.

3 trained and strapped cops + a trained and strapped security guard couldn't stop a chowder boy with two rifles, they had to bring in a tactical team. So we'll need to armor and strap everyone as a tactical team member.

ok someone get on the horn to nurseries in hospitals nationwide, start outfitting these babies in tac gear.

Every time you fire a gun you shit your pants. Not logs but full-on lake water

lol