What do you think he is doing?

pretty sure i read that he got the shit beat out of him in prison and was moved out of gen pop

Lol

Eatin foot long dongs

He misses having access to a microwave https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/01/jared-fogle-08.jpg

he's still loaded despite paying all of those massive settlements. he'll be fine if he gets out of there alive.

Nope. If he gets out, guarantee that he is back in prison for the same crime within a year.

nah. if he gets out he will be in some protection shit.

Sentence should be he has to wear those large ass pants that he showed off in commercials

Lol

the kids deserve more money

Does it count as penetration if it's a knife from kort

lol wrongthread

His penalty is eating subway only. For life

I'd probably love that. But you know, he's a celebrity