and got a buzz cut. now i look like christian bale in the machinist, f*ck you

I'm high and eating ice cream

I'm gay and watching SubUrbia (1996)

My fat ass ate too many cookies tonight

I'm high watching this gay ass Disney film

HOW TF DO I EAT FOOD TO BECOME FAT YALL DONT EVEN KNOW I WANNA BE THE FIRST IRISH AMERICAN YOKOZUNA BUT I EAT TONS OF BURGERS AND CANT BREAK 200LBS URGH IM SO MAD IM GONNA GLUE PUBIC HAIR ON MY HEAD AND PRETEND I DIDNT GET A HAIRCUNGH

sorry i was straining so hard i shitted

my neck looks a lot thicker without hair, im gonna be the belle of the gloryholemaze

every time i cut my hair buzz style i either look like a career convict or a cop. the curse of the irish genes.

Get f*cked up!

I shave my head all the time

yeah but you got that could be a cop, could be a bad ass, definitely a dad that can f*ck look. i look like i may stop or do a bombing

Start the driving with Xander podcast

you ever see Maze? I look like Marley if he went to the weight room instead of trying to infiltrate the COs.

Haven't seen it