Only true alpha warriors have the nuts to do this.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha :rips open shower curtain: Waffle stomping a Cornish hen dinner :intense eye contact ensues: "That's right lurk, I'm everywhere." I Genie smoke vanish the into shower head:

Lol

heeling a brown buffalo down the grate at your crushes clawfoot tub >>>

leaving a upperdecker but its sloppy diarrhea.

you guys ever get a blumpkin? head while taking a shit? thats a big dick playa move fo sho. which for the record i havent done yet

Getting a blumpkin while eating a blimpy.

That's where it's at.

I meant blimpie.

tying up a homeowner and making them watch you heel one through the grate in their own bathroom

people who like watching other men heel it through their grate are mudcucks

ah yes, home ingratesion

Hahahahahaha god damn we are f*cked up. Hell yeah

hey im sober! and ready to heel!

*puts on Daily Calm - Guided Meditation For Heeling (it down the grate)*