Amputees
jimbo 11 days ago
f*cked a chick with no hand. it was fun and fell in love. ignored my calls 3 days later because turns out she knows what's up
Vince 11 days ago
I went up get bagels this morning and the girl working the counter was super cute but missing half her arm. She opened my back with her nub. It was pretty cool.
Portslob 11 days ago
carveyournamein 32 minutes ago
You should have vomited on the counter.
_steelpanda_ 24 minutes ago
^^^^^ Hahahahahaha god damn carve, can't breath Lolololololol
AnalButt 11 days ago
"Yeah, id f*ck a chick with no arms. But I'd be worried about the ass/pussy smell situation."