I got really good and drunk last night
RAGINGFUCKMAN 4/26/2022 5:33:21 AM
Woke up sleeping with my face on my phone. When I checked it I got 10 "no it's ok, you're a great guy" texts from hot chicks I guess I apologized for knowing because I suck. Then I wondered into my bathroom and apparently some time last night I committed violent assault on this. Unflushed pile of turds in the bowl and idk what the f*ck happened but the shower curtain was on the ground and the rings were strewn across the bathroom floor. Absolutely no idea what happened. N how r u?
carveyournamein 4/26/2022 5:39:02 AM
carveyournamein 4/26/2022 5:39:15 AM
I think I have a problem with my buttpipe.
RAGINGFUCKMAN 4/26/2022 5:53:37 AM
Yer gonna need to get that checked out. I think dayman can help.
VodkaVeins 4/26/2022 5:56:13 AM
Do you live alone?
Portslob 4/26/2022 6:00:00 AM
I've been completely sober for 24 hours. Slept great, went for a run at 5:30am You are now me
Portslob 4/26/2022 6:00:32 AM
Except I never apologize. My phone would be a bunch of texts telling Biden voters to eat shit
Pilgrim 4/26/2022 6:05:16 AM
Two nights ago I was in the same boat. I met my buddy's GF for the first time. By the time we left the bar she said "nice to meet you" and I replied "you don't don't mean that. f*ck off. Get bent" Oy vey
PenicillinTrapdoor 4/26/2022 6:05:36 AM
Damn. That's a special kind of drunk, my guy.
VodkaVeins 4/26/2022 6:11:14 AM
lol @ Pilgrim. Thats how its done
RAGINGFUCKMAN 4/26/2022 6:13:34 AM
I live in a commune with hippies. Bulls here.
carveyournamein 4/26/2022 6:17:06 AM
lurkcity 4/26/2022 6:17:07 AM
VodkaVeins 19 minutes ago Do you live alone? yes.... do tell.....
lurkcity 4/26/2022 6:17:48 AM
RAGINGf*ckMAN 3 minutes ago I live in a commune with hippies. Bulls here. aka grandma's
RAGINGFUCKMAN 4/26/2022 6:18:45 AM
Dude do you want to get dropped on your fat f*cking face irl? You're a stupid piece of shit and ugly, gtfo little bitch