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Lives you'd like to live

Amber 4/14/2022 6:10:03 PM
-An overweight bookie who fixes fights

VodkaVeins 4/14/2022 6:49:00 PM
If i were not VodkaVeins, i'd want to be Diogenes

Portslob 4/15/2022 5:40:19 AM
Johnny Sins

lake_flaccid 4/15/2022 8:16:01 AM
I'd be a really rich white girl whose dad pays for everything, that sounds nice

RAGINGFUCKMAN 4/15/2022 8:17:20 AM
I wouldn't mind a single life time as a land owner on the Steppe between 500BCE-1000CE. Everything is basically free if you kill enough guys.

RAGINGFUCKMAN 4/15/2022 8:20:05 AM
-being able to cause conflict which one can capitalize on by making damning claims towards your opponents, repeating them at volume to drive them home and raise fervor amongst your supporters, even if the claims are half-truths. -being able to live in a cultural setting where disregard for all outside the family unit is encouraged. -having a horse. yeah, i think i'd do good, pop 50cents in and let's go.

ej 4/15/2022 8:39:20 AM
backup 2nd baseman, journeyman who spends 1-2 seasons at a time between teams like the brewers, royals, rockies, athletics. great at stealing and bunting, decent in the field, but ends the season batting .248, 2 homeruns, 18 rbi's.

theocean 4/15/2022 9:01:24 AM
alcoholic private investigator in the 1970s

VodkaVeins 4/15/2022 9:20:20 AM
Old timey doctor would have been good...like that viral tweet: "You got ghosts in your blood. Let's do cocaine about it!"

Barbara 4/15/2022 9:21:14 AM
you don't have to be a doctor to do cocaine

Barbara 4/15/2022 9:21:26 AM
..I think

RAGINGFUCKMAN 4/15/2022 9:24:11 AM
that's not what my ghost doctor from 1885 says

RAGINGFUCKMAN 4/15/2022 9:24:30 AM
prescription or professional use only, what do you think, people drink carbonated fizz water or something here?

RAGINGFUCKMAN 4/15/2022 9:25:03 AM
i also wouldn't mind living as a pirate. any age. that'd be fun. real pirate, none of that somali water in paper dixie cups and rafts shit. real pirate shit, like scurvy.

VodkaVeins 4/15/2022 9:27:20 AM
Barbara 5 minutes ago you don't have to be a doctor to do cocaine Yeah, but I'd like to prescribe it with impunity...