But something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be without honor.

that's not true oh wait you said honor, not odor

seth are you threatening lurk

i was born dead

i'm still stillborn

Lurk drinks p

*Scurries along the floor to a nearby hole, dropping tiny pork chops and miniature guns the entire way* *#scurrry* *#TylerPerryPresentsMadeasSwahliSailingSensationalJourney* *#ToySizeGuns4UrGerbilz* *#SupportTheScene* *#AmazonPrime*

Those hashtags made my brain take a fat shit

You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father.

Shredder

There is a new enemy. Freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together we will punish these creatures... These lurkshitties.

Whatever this is about 🤷🏼‍♂️

Hahahha tater gerbil

Is Trind, obviously.

Too bad you aren't dead.