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Death comes for us all, Lurkshitty

carveyournamein 318 days ago
But something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be without honor.

withdeadhandsrising 318 days ago
that's not true oh wait you said honor, not odor

kort 318 days ago
seth are you threatening lurk

BULLHEAD 318 days ago
i was born dead

BULLHEAD 318 days ago
i'm still stillborn

nothinlefttogive 318 days ago
Lurk drinks p

Tater_Gerbil 318 days ago
*Scurries along the floor to a nearby hole, dropping tiny pork chops and miniature guns the entire way* *#scurrry* *#TylerPerryPresentsMadeasSwahliSailingSensationalJourney* *#ToySizeGuns4UrGerbilz* *#SupportTheScene* *#AmazonPrime*

Barbara 318 days ago
Those hashtags made my brain take a fat shit

carveyournamein 318 days ago
You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father.

easyhateoven 318 days ago
Shredder

carveyournamein 318 days ago
There is a new enemy. Freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together we will punish these creatures... These lurkshitties.

lurkcity 318 days ago
Whatever this is about 🤷🏼‍♂️

ShaolinLambKiller 317 days ago
Hahahha tater gerbil

skinsuit 317 days ago
Is Trind, obviously.

_d0thack_ 317 days ago
Too bad you aren't dead.