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boss sent an email about a new policy

simon_belmont 76 days ago
and he typed no expectations instead of no exceptions and that made me laugh

easyhateoven 76 days ago
policy of truth

ShaolinLambKiller 76 days ago
Your boss is a stupid gay. Go suck him off

easyhateoven 76 days ago
lol

carveyournamein 76 days ago
What's the new policy one is expected to observe?

ShaolinLambKiller 76 days ago
Dick cutting.

russianguy 76 days ago
ShaolinLambKiller 11 seconds ago Dick cuttings.

ShaolinLambKiller 76 days ago
Goddamn you suck

simon_belmont 76 days ago
It actually is dick cutting

ShaolinLambKiller 76 days ago
Score!!!!🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

carveyournamein 76 days ago
Chop off that slimy purple fruit dangling between your legs!

xander_crews_horse 76 days ago
"In order to increase office functionality and reduce the likelyhood of future inappropriate conduct in the office we are strongly suggesting all male employees break out a pair of garden sheers and get down to business, family style."

Pilgrim 76 days ago
New policy: no more thrifting at goodwill

xander_crews_horse 76 days ago
no, no boss would say that. we're talking about reality here ya know? chopping dicks and shit.

nothinlefttogive 76 days ago
I had a boss who was from Italy & couldn't spell for shit...in one instance, he clearly meant to type "questions or concerns", but typed "questions or cancers" instead. We all had a good laugh.