Have you tried f*cking other people? By that I mean her getting railed and you begging on tinder for weeks before you change your mind

He can always hold the camera while she gets dicked down for her new only fans

Fůck off, ej.

Only Barb and vv can say… only Barb and vv and E_H can say that. And Xander.

You don't get to say that trind

Be a man a tell her that y'all made a family and she can't leave until the kids are adults or you'll kill her

yeah you COULD get a hitman. i didn't want to say it but everyone was thinking it

no, just you and the thing were thinking that... and that jerk from that shitty band.

Pills and organ, possibly a place to crash, I don't require much. Look man I'll say this, last person to give any sort of material advice, relationship advice or sobriety, but here is what consoler steelpanda would say if he was licensed and bonded he's not. When it comes down to it, it's about YOUR happiness, i don't know your situation, but if your coming on here asking, you've looked and thought heavily about im assuming. Your child will resent you both if he grows up seeing you arguing. All 3 of my children are in therapy. Both marriages ended with us trying it for the kids while we ripped each other into shreds in front of them etc. it will damage and scare them, I'm a product of that, that's like a worst case scenario type thing with me and more to it obviously. I'm only offering suggestions and not telling you or giving any advice. I will be happy bro talk to you another way if you want to go into more detail, or if you comfortable doing it on here that's fine with me too, I don't think anyone here is gonna give you shit and most everyone on here seems like good decent people and have good advice too.

Do they still have that divorce court show? Go on that...

AnalButt 17 minutes ago Be a man a tell her that y'all made a family and she can't leave until the kids are adults or you'll kill her "GOD DAMMIT, MILDRED! WE ARE CATHOLIC!"

I'm passive, I think he's gonna grow up wanting to come over & shred guitars & drums. & I'm gonna be like "I dunno, man...can you like get that judge to maybe charge me less?"

Some other wise person told me to wait for inevitable layoff before divorce. I say stop the bleeding now & end the suffering earlier, f*ck all that gamesmanship nonsense. You can't control child support, but you can duck alimony by not hanging out too long...

Divorce is for pussies who dont mosh and slam hard enough, this is lambgoat get harder

Cricket I think you just found my new life motto.