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Posting from my brand new PissPhone 13 Pro

SeriousX 279 days ago
Had it for less than 24 hours and I've already dropped it into an unflushed urinal at my tax guys place that had about 6"+ of piss water in it. Did my best to scrub it down with soap and water, but it still smells like piss

carveyournamein 279 days ago
You need to get your brain checked.

timelordtwo 279 days ago
Your tax guys place sounds sketch with that kinda piss level. I only go to tax guys with sub 5" of piss in their urinals.

VodkaVeins 279 days ago
"Is there some kind of piss incident write-off...?"

Portslob 279 days ago
You can't afford a phone. Or piss

butlerianjihad 279 days ago
PISS_DELIVERY_TRUCK blocked your Cricket phone # you f*cking loser

Godfreyjones 279 days ago
Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling! Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop! Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop! Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Piss phone Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Piss phone I've got this feeling, so appealing For us to get together and sing, sing! Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring piss phone Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding diss phone It dunked in inches, It stinks like pisses It's the best! Beats the rest! Cellular, modular, interactivodular! Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring piss phone Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop! Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping piss phone It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony My cellular pissular phone!

Portslob 279 days ago
Calm down Godfrey