25 most read Lambgoat stories of 2015
Hundreds of items posted on Lambgoat in 2015. These 25 were viewed the most.Thursday, December 31, 2015 8:07 AM PT / 6,579 views
As years go, 2015 was pretty dramatic in the metal world. As usual, many of our most popular items centered around sad stories, but that's certainly nothing new or shocking. Anyway, here were the 25 most viewed items on Lambgoat.com this past year.
Just days into 2015, a Seattle band went off on Sumerian Records over what they said was a bogus competition and a terrible record contract.
This news was not a joke, and I'm sure Chris Fronzak has made some serious cash from this questionable endeavor.
When After The Burial guitarist Justin Lowe abruptly quit the band last June, his bandmates quickly explained why.
Fronz always finds a way to draw attention to himself.
Every year, there are several tragic auto accidents involving touring metal bands. 2015 was no exception.
Suburban Scum tried to do some damage control following ugly allegations involving their vocalist.
Our readership collectively laughed when Brokencyde turned to their fans for help, and quickly found out that they didn't have any left.
Older, outspoken frontman calls out younger, outspoken frontman. Unfortunately, the fist fight never happened.
Hardcore kids like to insult Bring Me The Horizon for turning into rock stars, but they stepped up to the plate in a big way in this instance.
Robb Flynn of Machine Head took to Facebook last January to discuss racism, and his words resonated.
Rightly or wrongly, this post pretty much ended Enabler.
Not really sure what to say about this one; it speaks for itself, I suppose.
Naked dudes don't usually mosh, so when they do and it's caught on video, it's something of an item.
Jonny Craig allegedly did something he shouldn't have (certainly not the first time), and Warped Tour became the stage for some weird drama.
Suburban Scum's singer still hates us for spreading the word about this.
The sad decline of Justin Lowe became public knowledge with this news, though nobody envisioned just how bad things would soon get.
People don't like frauds, but they do like reading about them.
Strangely, a year ago this spot on our yearly list was occupied by a bullshit publicitly stunt involving a "missing" member of Upon A Burning Body. Unfortunately, this Justin Lowe news item was all too real.
Not too long ago The Ghost Inside were involved in a horrific tour bus crash. Two people died, though everyone in the band survived. They're still recovering...
The former frontwoman of Gwar says she beat up the frontman of Upon A Burning Body. Who wouldn't want to read about that?
This item was posted in 2014, but apparently people Google this kind of thing regularly.
Our readers love Emmure drama, and this is about as dramatic as it gets.
Killswitch Engage guitar player Adam Dutkiewicz won big on iconic game show The Price Is Right, and the metal world rejoiced.
Nothing good can come from fucking with the grave of a metal legend, regardless of your intentions.
The tragic ending of the Justin Lowe saga.
LOLz @ the known retard Ash Avildsen for recommending that people watch movies to learn about the music business.
two hos on one f*ckin' pole, two hos on my f*ckin' pole
The fact that these are the most read stories on here shows how much of a commercial, trendy and mainstream joke the metal/hardcore community has evolved into. Lambgoat in 2000-2005 was never even close to headlines or stupidity and was about music. These headlines reveal even small time mourons live lives of interest close to that of the Kardashians.
^ read every article and feels his internet soapbox statement means something
Wahhhhhhh!! Wahhhh!! I want my early 2000s lambgoat back! Wahhhh! Shut the f*ck up you stupid bitch.
What a butthurt pansy above. Way to post under an anon name you fvcking twerp. Waaahhhh waaaahhhh lambgoat is mainstream now. Shut the fvck up and shove your mainstream iphone up your ass you poser.
"rightly or wrongly" on the enabler post seems insensitive to what she went through. seems more than legit grievance.
gays boy Rick tocchet crying like a bitch again. Wahhhh! Wahh!! f*ck Eric lindros. Crying ass bitch. You have no clue what you just posted because you are a complete f*cking retard. Keep fitting that dick up your ass you lame gay. It was a joke. Not a dick. Don't take it so hard. God I swear.. some of you kids have no f*cking lives. Crying over an Internet post. f*cking pathetic.