BlogAugust 4, 2005 11:37 AM ET

I'm back

I've decided to change the way I do things around here. I've officially set aside time each day to "blog" (I actually hate that word, oh well). I'm also going to use more pictures... spice this up a bit.

I was watching, as usual, The Today Show this morning to see what Al Roker would be wearing. Directly after one of his appearances, they did a story on a new book that just came out called "Why Do Men Have Nipples?". The book was written by two dudes (one of them is a doctor) to address hundreds of questions that likely plague you, such as:

  • How do people in wheelchairs have sex?
  • Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?
  • Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?
  • Why does asparagus make my pee smell?
  • Why do old people grow hair on their ears?
  • Is the old adage "beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer..." really true?

That wheelchair question has really been on my mind as of late. This book will be my next purchase.


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seethroughhero_ 8/4/2005 8:55:39 AM

first post

seethroughhero_ 8/4/2005 8:56:02 AM

p.s. they probably need outside help. hawt.

ghetto_paul_ 8/4/2005 12:00:46 PM

I saw a porn called Hot House Tales where Ron Jeremy played a wheelchair-bound writer who writes sexy stories about all the sex-crazed people living in this seedy motel. in the end, some bitch gives him a sympathy fck, and he throws himself out of his wheelchair onto the floor, and drags himself across the floor towards this naked slut. it was heartwarming.

Sekio_ 8/4/2005 12:13:39 PM

It sounds like an interesting book. I may have to pick it up.

d4n_ 8/4/2005 5:44:32 PM

you fail me.

despairismymuse_ 8/4/2005 6:07:59 PM

somewhat funny 8/10 you can do better.

jesuschristsuperstar_ 8/5/2005 6:25:47 AM

i love this blogs

StreetForce_ 8/5/2005 8:59:46 PM

riiiiiiiiiiiiight. blog writing every day......

xfathersgunx_ 8/5/2005 9:34:05 PM

now i really want to know why men have nipples

jerkface_ 8/6/2005 10:39:35 PM

The wheelchair question is answered in Murderball.

deez_nutz_ 8/8/2005 8:23:47 AM

I think there is a peephole in the bottom of the wheel chair for a guy to stick his dick through, I don't know what he would fck, though

pppaul_ 8/8/2005 9:46:59 PM

posting every day huh. well i guess if you think about it there aren't anydays between last thursday and now(monday). oh diss.

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