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The Story So Far singer dropkicks girl off stage during selfie attempt

4/12/2016 8:27:45 AM PT   comments [45]

During an April 10 show in Toronto, Ontario, The Story So Far frontman Parker Cannon had a swift reaction to a female who climbed up on stage to take a selfie -- he booted her right back into the crowd. Thankfully, the video is below (fast forward to 30 seconds).

Assuming the girl wasn't injured, this is even better than Jordan Buckley's famed cellphone karate kick.

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anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 9:07:19 AM
Hey Mike from Breech here, taking selfies is part of culture and if you don't like it, you can get out.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 9:08:31 AM
hey guys Mike from Breech here, the best local metal band in the Madison Wisco area. Taking selfies is part of our culture, and if you don't like it you can get out!
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 9:15:21 AM
hey guys Mike from Breech here, the best local metal band in the Madison Wisco area. I poke girl's boobies when they crowd surf at shows Taking selfies is part of our culture, and if you don't like it you can get out!
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 9:26:34 AM
All I can say to this is how would he know it was a girl or guy from behind? The only reason this is catching shit is because it's a girl but he wouldn't have know that regardless.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 9:40:59 AM
Hey, Mike from Breech here. I'm also a massive gay and my band is garbage!
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 9:46:00 AM
Shut the fck up
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 9:54:08 AM
hey guys Mike from Breech here, I need feminism cuz I find my dog sexual attractive and my iq is lower than 52 just like every other Trump supporter!
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 9:58:20 AM
hey Mike from Breech here, just cuz I have a micropenis doesn't mean I can't use my finger that I also use to molest girls at shows!
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 10:01:39 AM
hey Mike from Breech here, I'm a sexual predator and I'm proud of it!
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 10:04:01 AM
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 10:06:57 AM
Hey guys Mike from Breech here and I can't control my horny level
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 10:08:27 AM
Equal Rights, equal fights.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 10:08:42 AM
Hey guys, mike from breech here. I like to tuck my dangle in between my legs and run around screaming white power!
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 10:09:26 AM
hey guys Mike from Breech here, if you want to hear good music from talented artists, don't check out my band! Our generic riffs and boring lyrics will take you back to your junior high days when you thought Asking Alexandria was good music! We only have 800 likes on Facebook for a reason
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 10:22:34 AM
Roger Goodell has suspended him three games.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 10:23:30 AM
hey Mike from Breech here, i hide food in my fiancé's fat rolls for later. She weighs at least twice as much as i do and it's really hard to find her penis at night... i give up most of the time
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 10:43:14 AM
Singer's a looser. Whaaaa, someone blocked me out by taking a selfie. I'm gonna have a fit. What a dck.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 10:47:44 AM
The real question is, did she see it coming?
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 10:53:42 AM
Aaron from bane is stoked
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 10:59:24 AM
Hey guys. Mike breech here.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 11:29:29 AM
David pierce here (infamous 325) come to my town and see if you can take a selfie at the DIY while RAW DAWG is play, we don't take that thing serious and If you think you can just take picture while sing don't even think you're right. See my face book for example video of me knockin out, listen we run this stuff and don't take any excuse for not being that strong of a guy
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 11:45:42 AM
David pierce here. Hey guys. I suck too.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 12:02:45 PM
Murphy diddnt care when he was dropkicked
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 12:41:43 PM
David Pierce here if you come out to our shows hopefully I can save up for basic English classes in community college. I spent highschool being emo and getting my ass beat daily. After trying various drugs and dabbling in homo stuf (BTW I'm not gay just sucked dck a couple times) I got fat as hell so now I'm big n cofident so I'll be needing bigger words to mach my new selfie
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 1:04:57 PM
I guarantee if it was a guy bigger than him with tattoos that this pssy wouldn't have done that. fck him and fck this band. Someone should bash his fcking face in. jerk.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 1:13:39 PM
Bitch got what she deserved...
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 1:28:34 PM
rick____tocchet   posted 4/12/2016 1:32:50 PM
Fvck selfies and fvck you too
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 1:40:16 PM
Hey guys, Mike from Breech here in my garage up in the Hollywood hills.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 1:53:04 PM
Here I am thinking I was going to read some good comments. But really, I've never been so annoyed with you fcking idiots. None of you should comment on anything ever again because of how gay you idiots are.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 1:54:37 PM
KAREBEAR here, Tom Alderson is stoked.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 1:55:57 PM
Girl that got on stage here. I thought shows were nice and no one got hurt.I just wanna be friends
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 1:57:32 PM
David Pierth here, 325 stays on top by hitting girls. We back Parker 100%. Haven't you met our friend Mike who tried hitting a girl and then got it handed to him, well he really handed it to her after the show. Come out to the DIY. RAW DAWG AND HEMET ON TOP.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 2:01:53 PM
Colin Young here, the real crime their shitty ass music.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 2:20:25 PM
Hey Mike from Breech here,this is anonymous but I put my name anyway
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 2:53:37 PM
David pierth here again. Come thupport raw dawg at the diy. I thwear we don't suck. Get a load of all the gays in my crew, better yet get them to shoot a load in my mouth again. The hardcore theen thucks everywhere but the IE. And Brody king should challenge me in a cage match. 325 forever. Who wants to bbq?
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 4:28:49 PM
Selfies are creating a generation of narcissists. Here's an ode to their self-absorption (even if they're not paying attention): https://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=i_sIDMzjHeM
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 4:48:03 PM
Rick ta life here. Oi oi. Buy my bootlegs!
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 5:27:41 PM
Don Imus here. I beatd my sister after reading this
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 6:47:33 PM
Shane from down in it here, anywhere we can get on a show with you parker?
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 6:57:07 PM
you know what's even more lame than taking selfies?

grown men playing this kind of music. someone should dropkick this band.
anonymous   posted 4/12/2016 9:18:07 PM
Mort Goldberg here. We at the firm are deeply committed to clearing Adam Young's name from the slanderous accusations that arose earlier on this very site. With that said I would like to use this platform to extend the same legal expertise and justice serving commitment to Mr. Cannon.

Morton Goldberg, JSD
anonymous   posted 4/13/2016 12:00:45 AM
mike breech here. i suck penis.
anonymous   posted 4/13/2016 12:16:54 PM
Satan here. Try harder bitch.
anonymous   posted 3/27/2017 12:04:48 PM
Hey Mike from Breech here, I have since had a fun change and have made it my life's purpose to take selfies on stage in support of jerking off animals. Mutual animal masturbation is a RIGHT.