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win a free tattoo of Attila singer's face

1/5/2016 8:57:30 AM PT   comments [21]

win a free tattoo of Attila singer's face

In today's installment of "contests normal people don't want to win," Attila vocalist Chris Fronzak (Fronz) has launched an exciting new contest:

"My tattoo artist is going to be giving one of you a FREE portrait tattoo of myself! This is a $1,000 value that one of you guys is going to get for FREE! All you have to do to enter is place a @staysickthreads order and repost this photo! The BIGGER your Stay Sick order is, the more likely you are to win. I wanna know who my ride or die's are! I will be personally picking the winner on February 10th!

"This is probably the coolest contest I've ever done, who wants a free tattoo?!?"

Look, I wouldn't get anyone's face permanently inked on my body, but I can at least understand why some out there might get a tattoo of some iconic figure (e.g. Sitting Bull, Marilyn Monroe, Jesus, whatever). However, can someone please explain to me what human being would consider it an honor to have the portrait of an average vocalist of an average metalcore/deathcore band tattooed on their one and only body? Disturbingly, responses to Fronz' Instagram post include: "So excited for this," "I'm doing this," "Do you have to be 18+," and "I'd do it if I had the money."

Let me boil this down for you: some singer wants you to purchase the merch he's selling for a chance to win a tattoo of his face on your body. Read that sentence back a few times and then punch somebody in the face.


Comments
anonymous   posted 1/5/2016 9:45:31 AM
Anyone who would want to win this would need their parents permission first.
willy_wanker   posted 1/5/2016 10:45:38 AM
and a psychiatrist
anonymous   posted 1/5/2016 11:54:50 AM
Tyler from blessed by a broken heart did this as well. He's a tattoo artist himself and some kid got Tyler's face on his neck. Blessed by a broken heart are no longer a band and that kids neck is still tattooed
anonymous   posted 1/5/2016 12:26:00 PM
I might have to buy some Stay Sick Merch.
anonymous   posted 1/5/2016 12:45:15 PM
Why the fck did he have to pick my birthday to do this shit? The day is ruined, ruined I tell you.
anonymous   posted 1/5/2016 1:00:25 PM
All members of Emmure are frantically clicking on the "confirm order" tab.
anonymous   posted 1/5/2016 1:29:20 PM
i would add a butthole to his chin for the person getting that tattoo
anonymous   posted 1/5/2016 1:49:13 PM
^this. with hair. lolol
anonymous   posted 1/5/2016 3:43:41 PM
The bigger your Stay Sick order is, the more likely you are to win.
anonymous   posted 1/5/2016 3:53:37 PM
here for the comments. not disappointed so far
chicken_gang_bang   posted 1/5/2016 7:24:46 PM
Dislike is turning into hate. fck this f4ggot, winner is going to regret tattoo and suicide them self
anonymous   posted 1/5/2016 8:24:17 PM
The only way this tattoo will look good: someone gets it right on their jerk. Cmon, you "Hardcore" Atilla fans... lets see just how badass you REALLY are! #yourenothardcoreunlessyou livehardcore
anonymous   posted 1/5/2016 8:32:13 PM
As much as i fcking hate this dude, he is a marketing genius.
anonymous   posted 1/5/2016 10:25:48 PM
this isn't marketing genius... kid's are just fcking dumb now.
anonymous   posted 1/6/2016 11:10:26 AM
Dear lambgoat owner and all commented,

Suck my fck

- Chris "stay sick" Fronzilla
anonymous   posted 1/6/2016 11:23:04 AM
Dear lambgoat commented,

Suck my fck

- Chris "stay sick" Fronz
anonymous   posted 1/6/2016 3:35:15 PM
This guy is like 25 and rich as fck. Murica
anonymous   posted 1/6/2016 7:05:45 PM
Not rich from Attila. That's for DAMN sure.
anonymous   posted 1/8/2016 8:45:57 PM
contest only open to mutants with mental deficiencies.
anonymous   posted 1/10/2016 1:22:11 PM
Make sure they amplify the scar on his stupid face that he got for fcking around and talking shit in Flint.
anonymous   posted 1/30/2016 1:13:26 AM
Fronz here
Suk my Fck h8rz
Stay sick homieZ