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The Dillinger Escape Plan issue 'the gayest shirt of all time by any band'

Wed, July 1, 2015 11:16 AM PT

The Dillinger Escape Plan gayest shirt ever

As a middle finger of sorts to any of their homophobic fans, The Dillinger Escape Plan are temporarily selling what they're calling "the gayest shirt of all time by any band." Here's the official word:

"To violently weed those people [who don't like gay persons] out of our fanbase for good, we proudly give you the 'gayest' shirt of all time by any band: a Pegasus, with a cock for a horn, ejaculating a giant rainbow, on a tie-dye...shit I mean rainbow soaked...tank top. For twenty four hours. Again, fifty percent of proceeds go to The Trevor Project."

If you'd like to purchase this bad boy, head here.

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anonymous 7/1/2015 11:38:33 AM

I wonder who they ripped the artwork off of this time around.


anonymous 7/1/2015 11:41:47 AM

Design theft flip


anonymous 7/1/2015 11:57:05 AM

right after the botch best boy band shirt


anonymous 7/1/2015 12:10:54 PM

HEY LOOK AT US AND HOW LIBERAL WE ARE SCREW YOU HOMOPHOBES WE'RE SO PROGRESSIVE. *clears old receipts out of wallet to make room for the profits they'll receive by being so 'progressive'


anonymous 7/1/2015 12:21:17 PM

Does their singer still call people gaygots?


mEATyD 7/1/2015 1:16:10 PM

No, he calls them gays


anonymous 7/1/2015 1:28:13 PM

YOU WILL BE DOWN WITH DUDES f*kKING DUDES AND LIKE IT OR WE'LL BERATE AND BELITTLE YOU. -the so called "tolerant" left


anonymous 7/1/2015 1:34:19 PM

anyone who believes "nah im not really down with homosexuality" = "i hate all f@ggots and they should die" must be a real intellectual heavyweight.


anonymous 7/1/2015 2:22:37 PM

DERP..shit i mean DEP..has put out nothing but shit since Irony. Now they have to sell gimmick ass tank tops to stay relevant to the shitty society they used to decry. Typical.


anonymous 7/1/2015 2:29:25 PM

Just because I'm cool with gay dudes fücking the bejesus out of each other doesn't mean I have to like it. Don't cram the agenda down my throat and I won't shit on your pride parade. Deal? Deal.


anonymous 7/1/2015 2:56:01 PM

the singer greg was actually in some gay porn around the time when option paralysis came out, i'm not kidding, look it up


genghisjohn 7/1/2015 3:33:27 PM

How is this at all gay?


anonymous 7/1/2015 3:48:55 PM

All you homophobes can sck a dck. This shirt rocks


anonymous 7/1/2015 4:04:45 PM

Bizarre to think that DEP used to be miles ahead of underground trends; this shirt absolutely typifies how far behind they are of mainstream trends now. 'Desperate' doesn't even begin to describe this. Some Girls done the exact same thing 10 years ago, albeit minus the gimmicky tie dye... and even that was after the unicorn bandwagon. Is 10 years long enough to be disregarded and regurgitated nowadays?


anonymous 7/1/2015 4:11:42 PM

cool. not that big of a deal. things could be worse. 10/10 would buy


anonymous 7/1/2015 4:44:07 PM

This is fcking stupid. Talk about cashing in. What's next, pedophilia being accepted? Love is love!


anonymous 7/1/2015 5:24:55 PM

I dont get it, how does offering a shirt for sale "weed" out the homophobic fans? Flying the real flag for the new HOMOPHOBIC FRONT. Westboro would be proud.


Jemenez_Cricket 7/1/2015 5:45:19 PM

Wow, that rear C*nt song reigns truer than ever lol


anonymous 7/1/2015 11:51:35 PM

the western society is so obsessessed with fun and religion. how cultural advanced is that? why should we care who anybody goes to bed with and what god anybody prays to? what's the value there?


anonymous 7/2/2015 5:39:36 AM

gays are normal people too let them stand up for themselves and not have bands say they have to like unicorns and rainbows.


anonymous 7/2/2015 7:12:18 AM

Jemenez_Cricket posted 13 hours ago Wow, that rear C*nt song reigns truer than ever lol Haha...I totally forgot about that.


anonymous 7/2/2015 8:12:35 AM

They could easily weed out their fan base by putting out another cd


anonymous 7/2/2015 9:25:53 AM

this post is gay


anonymous 7/2/2015 10:08:34 AM

People really need to stop getting all tight assed over the word "gay". Before it had ANY relation to homosexuality, it's meant many different things over the decades. And to me, just like the word gay, it's just a word to describe something as; lame, weak, flamboyant to the point of gaudy, etc. fck being PC.


anonymous 7/2/2015 11:11:11 AM

how cultural advanced is that? how cultural advanced is that? how cultural advanced is that? how cultural advanced is that? how cultural advanced is that? how cultural advanced is that?


anonymous 7/3/2015 9:04:41 AM

This is satire right? I'd buy it but only because when I owned my tattoo shop we used to offer any client's friend that came to watch free ink, artist'a choice, then they'd get a severed unicorn head with a pink dick as the horn tattooed on them. Shit was hysterical


anonymous 7/3/2015 10:44:12 AM

so just because i hate gays they think i won't keep listening to them? think again.


anonymous 7/3/2015 1:08:05 PM

What exactly is "violent" about this? And this isn't offensive to gay people? The best representation of your love for the same fun is rainbows and dickunicorns, seems to undermine being normal.


anonymous 7/5/2015 11:22:46 PM

id wear it if their band was actually any good. Remember Calculating Infinity and how good this band once was? godamit.


anonymous 7/6/2015 5:11:54 AM

People really need to stop getting all tight assed over the word "gay". Before it had ANY relation to homosexuality, it's meant many different things over the decades. And to me, just like the word gay, it's just a word to describe something as; lame, weak, flamboyant to the point of gaudy, etc. well it means homo now so just get over it.


anonymous 7/6/2015 2:06:33 PM

Fcking gay. Dudes who like donkey c-ck shoved up their ass are stoked. I like seeing dillinger so I can get sprayed by their c-m soaked sweat on weekends -Jarrod Alonge