BlogJune 12, 2015 10:03 AM ET

heavy metal fans are less likely to cheat than fans of other genres

lovers?

If your significant other hates the fact that you like metal, be sure to clue her into the results of a new survey conducted by dating website Victoria Milan. The site asked roughly 6,500 of its members about their listening habits and how the music affected thoughts of their lovers or partners. The conclusion: according to Mirror Online, "jazz fans are almost 10 times more likely to cheat on their partners than heavy metal lovers."

The Mirror organized the results in this fashion:

Cheaters favorite music

Jazz: 19%
Salsa: 14%
Pop: 13%
Country: 12%
Rap: 9%
Classical music: 8%
Blues: 6%
Reggae: 5%
Rock and roll: 5%
Electronica: 4%
Indie: 3%
Heavy metal: 2%

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godfreyj0nes 6/12/2015 7:44:20 AM

Anyone can make up statistics. 14% of all people know that.


anonymous 6/12/2015 11:37:29 AM

33% of people are dicks and 50% of them post on Lambgoat.


anonymous 6/12/2015 12:16:35 PM

probably because they get laid so infrequently.


anonymous 6/12/2015 12:34:53 PM

Most of the cheating related to metal happens when said metal is being recorded. Fact.


anonymous 6/12/2015 1:25:06 PM

This just means that only 2% can get laid, period.


anonymous 6/12/2015 1:28:08 PM

how is rap not number 1 when sageas have about 7 baby mommas


anonymous 6/12/2015 1:29:44 PM

All these butt-hurt commenters, hahaha


anonymous 6/12/2015 2:19:46 PM

FRONZILLA HERE! I WOULD fck THE EVERLIVING SICKKKK OUT OF JAZZ FANS!! I WOULD MAKE THEM SUCK MY fck LIKE IT'S AN OBOE OR WHATEVER!! JAZZ IS THE SEXIEST GENRE RIGHT AFTER RAP-METAL! I WANT TO GET HOT AND HEAVY WITH IT!!! STAY SICKKKKKKK KIDS!


Jemenez_Cricket 6/12/2015 2:20:14 PM

A little John Tesh style webby? I like it.


anonymous 6/12/2015 2:21:43 PM

"jazz fans are almost 10 times more likely to cheat on their partners than heavy metal lovers." Ha, no. This has nothing to do with how likely someone is to cheat - it's about what kind of music cheaters like. Journalism fail.


anonymous 6/12/2015 7:52:41 PM

oh that fronz, hot n heavy, been watching seinfeld reruns you fckface?


anonymous 6/13/2015 4:24:59 AM

I cheat at cards


anonymous 6/13/2015 9:43:08 AM

Pretty interesting that steeple have a hard time believing this, but they don't even question the bullshit statistics coming out of the feminist and liberal movements. At least these statistics, true or not, have research backing them up. Lmao


anonymous 6/13/2015 10:40:50 AM

Yeah like the liberal media is all around us brahskis, and these damn feminists want equal pay??? It makes me want to vomit my gizzards into the gutter.


anonymous 6/13/2015 8:51:18 PM

Yeah because it's hard to find another girl who is down with my corpse paint....