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11 ways to hold a bass guitar (aka let's make fun of bassists)

3/23/2015 8:17:04 AM PT   comments [12]

It's Monday and there's not a whole lot going on in the metal world, so why not share a new video from Jared Dines? Bass players are easy targets, and Dines has a go at them below.

Every time he puts out a new video, I say, "I'm not going to post about another Dines video," but then I do. Basically, if he uploads something that makes me laugh out loud at least once, I'll share it (the "didn't learn the choreography" part is what did it for me).





Comments
gorillatriscuits   posted 3/23/2015 9:03:37 AM
im not one to talk bad about anything on here......unless it is very terrible and not necessary...in which case this is. stop posting stuff from this kid. it really is getting old and its not amusing, at all. post news about music, webbie.
anonymous   posted 3/23/2015 9:26:41 AM
this guy sucks
anonymous   posted 3/23/2015 9:37:19 AM
^ lmfao you guys need to get a life and shut the fck up its a 3 minute video fcking neck beards
anonymous   posted 3/23/2015 10:14:04 AM
fcking people taking shit too seriously. This made me laugh, specially the choreography one lmao.
gorillatriscuits   posted 3/23/2015 10:20:12 AM
^ anonymous loves this video so much that he knows the exact time. i guess he did that so he knew how much time he had to blow his load all over dines face. i heard the 2 dicks one cup video is to die for, Fa*got.
truthstar   posted 3/23/2015 8:36:00 PM
Shit made my t-ts leak
anonymous   posted 3/23/2015 10:34:02 PM
And he completely left out the Korn, Limp Bizkit, bass hanging down to their knees move.
anonymous   posted 3/24/2015 7:31:38 AM
^ You just outed yourself as someone who watches Korn and Limp Bizkit. Congrats.
_screaminggetsyounothing_   posted 3/24/2015 8:14:24 AM
When you posted this video, did you really expect anyone to find this even partially amusing?
anonymous   posted 3/24/2015 9:20:00 PM
This is fuhckin retarded.
anonymous   posted 3/25/2015 3:33:48 AM
what web c*nt doesn't know, is that his lady got this monkeys balls in her mouth constantly. Dick is huge
anonymous   posted 3/25/2015 10:38:54 AM
Is it too late to say he did it for the nookie