BlogJanuary 22, 2015 4:39 PM ET

alternative names for metal genres

This week Jared Dines put out a new video called "Alternative genre names." Some of you think this guy is funny, some of you don't. I tend to think he is (though, contrary to popular belief, we don't post about every video he uploads).

Anyway, in this new video Dines pokes fun at a few bands without naming names (aside from For Today). A few are obvious (e.g. Attila), while others less so (e.g. The Devil Wears Prada). Check it out and laugh, or, bitch about how this guy sucks.


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godfreyj0nes 1/22/2015 1:56:52 PM

Lol at the last few.

anonymous 1/22/2015 3:14:37 PM

Best part"here comes the break down!" I was like yeuuuuuuus

anonymous 1/22/2015 8:05:02 PM

Do people actually think this guy is funny? God damn. Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars at least gets me to snort a little through my nose.

anonymous 1/23/2015 4:17:26 PM

that was funny

anonymous 1/23/2015 5:01:04 PM

Wearing a Whitechapel shirt is pretty funny

anonymous 1/23/2015 7:27:40 PM

When did they rename Jared Dines video channel to Lambgoat?

anonymous 1/24/2015 9:39:05 AM

I just wanna give this guy and everybody here some applause

anonymous 1/24/2015 10:27:10 PM

I fckin hate this gut, but this one was kind of good sagea. Ya heard meh?

anonymous 1/25/2015 8:57:36 AM

LOL at dying pterodactyl.

anonymous 1/25/2015 7:24:41 PM

"Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars at least gets me to snort a little through my nose" I hope you die, that show is so awful.

anonymous 1/26/2015 3:27:55 PM

"i fckin hate this gut"