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Attila tour bus is going to offend soccer moms

11/17/2014 10:59:07 AM PT   comments [31]

Last week Attila hit the road with Crown The Empire, Like Moths To Flames, and Sworn In for the Monster Energy Outbreak Tour. Directly prior to their departure, frontman Chris Fronzak (aka Fronz) posted a photo of the band's new tour bus below. It's a nice looking bus and upon closer inspection, it appears that it even says "Suck My Fuck," Mr. Fronzak's trademark phrase, on the side.

Just in case there were any subtle Photoshop shenanigans involved, we asked Fronz to take a closer photograph of the bus and send it our way. He kindly obliged, and you can see the images below.

We suspect that there will be some awkward moments on the highway during the next few weeks as perceptive children look out their minivan windows and ask mommy what "suck my fuck" means.

According to Fronzak, his tour bus driver said that they might get pulled over for its inclusion on the bus. We'll see what happens. Love them or hate them, Attila always makes things interesting.

Attila tour bus photo

Attila tour bus photo

anonymous   posted 11/17/2014 3:25:05 PM
Haha these dudes
anonymous   posted 11/17/2014 3:29:17 PM
Atilla the Hun is not impressed.
anonymous   posted 11/17/2014 3:37:51 PM
Love it
anonymous   posted 11/17/2014 3:56:06 PM
Please for the love of god bus flip.
anonymous   posted 11/17/2014 4:39:52 PM
XTRMST should be on this.
rick____tocchet   posted 11/17/2014 5:33:36 PM
So ghey
anonymous   posted 11/17/2014 5:58:58 PM
Hatin ass sageas aren't you
malachi   posted 11/18/2014 1:10:44 AM
Great fckin story.
I'm kidding.
Waste of text and bandwidth.
anonymous   posted 11/18/2014 3:20:43 AM
Oh how edgy! I love how they defy authorities, like parents on the highway!
anonymous   posted 11/18/2014 9:04:48 AM
Fck this band and everything that they do
anonymous   posted 11/18/2014 9:15:26 AM
Does anyone over the age of 16 think this is cool?
anonymous   posted 11/18/2014 9:28:37 AM
I think the real surprise here is that Attila have upgraded from a van.
anonymous   posted 11/18/2014 9:35:49 AM
Worst fcking band ever
anonymous   posted 11/18/2014 9:53:18 AM
Why would you want people to know you are on a bus? I feel like people would be knocking at all hours and bothering you.
anonymous   posted 11/18/2014 10:36:33 AM
I dont use the word "dorks" often, but those guys are fckin dorks. I think its a fitting description.
anonymous   posted 11/18/2014 11:11:05 AM
Tour bus flip with no survivers please
anonymous   posted 11/18/2014 12:49:45 PM
Please come play in STL. I will rob you and burn your shit bus to the ground.
anonymous   posted 11/18/2014 1:35:46 PM
remember when he was on MTV's Made
anonymous   posted 11/18/2014 4:35:09 PM
Not trying to sound like the old hardcore kid but but this band and the new generation of "hardcore kids" need to kill themselves .. Ugh gay
anonymous   posted 11/18/2014 5:07:27 PM
why doesnt the gay on the vneck have hand tattoos? get with it bruh.
anonymous   posted 11/18/2014 7:08:51 PM
What a bunch of ding dongs. I hope someone spray paints goofy facial hair on their pictures.

And what the fck is a "hardcore" band touring in a fancy bus for.
anonymous   posted 11/18/2014 8:26:19 PM
Can't imagine the raw hate all the bands who got robbed this year have when they see that tour bus. Unfathomable and unforgivable idiocy.
anonymous   posted 11/19/2014 3:58:18 AM
At least the roadies wont have to explain what the groupies will do on the bus, they'll just point at the door. Fronz is a genius
anonymous   posted 11/19/2014 4:30:15 AM
Emmure should be in this
anonymous   posted 11/19/2014 4:31:03 AM
How did these dorks afford a tour bus? don't they spend all their money on blow and teenage prostitutes ("fans")?
anonymous   posted 11/19/2014 6:50:29 AM
Wait, wait, wait....... They have a tour bus this nice??? Stop giving these douches money!!!
anonymous   posted 11/19/2014 7:35:56 AM
Meh, smart "soccer moms" wouldn't make it into anything special. I'd tell my kiddos the truth. There are plenty of people in this world who will be as crude/nasty as possible in order to get attention. In general, those types are not worth your time and are worthless when it comes to bringing anything positive into anyone's life. Shrug. Now onto more interesting things that matter.
anonymous   posted 11/19/2014 2:26:22 PM
Real easy to talk shit from the couch. Haha gays
anonymous   posted 11/20/2014 4:41:36 AM
yeah, take emmure, get in and flip your fck away
anonymous   posted 11/20/2014 11:05:34 PM
Kiss my shit.
Now all I need is a tour bus filled with
anonymous   posted 11/20/2014 11:06:25 PM
Kiss my shit.
Now all I need is a tour bus filled with aids