BlogJuly 29, 2014 2:04 PM ET

Mastodon guitarist Brent Hinds is carving a giant wooden penis

We're not exactly sure why, but Mastodon guitar player Brent Hinds has been carving a large penis out of wood as of late. Here's what said carving currently looks like:


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thetowerofrome 7/29/2014 11:33:43 AM

Lol. At least they are still funny cool dudes who like dcks even though they now suck dck, about that size now.

genghisjohn 7/29/2014 2:04:14 PM

Wooden wood

anonymous 7/29/2014 5:15:38 PM

Wow you guys really are striving to be Metalsucks 2.0 Stick to the actual news.