BlogMay 6, 2014 11:25 AM ET

today's stupid t-shirt, brought to you by I Declare War

Since we've been highlighting crappy band apparel as of late, we figured we'd keep this going. So today, I present to you this sweet I Declare War t-shirt. If you wear this, congrats, you're officially an idiot.

I Declare War shirt


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anonymous 5/6/2014 8:36:21 AM

Leave the shock value shirts for cannibal corpse and black metal bands. Metalfailflipcomboshouldha vebeenemmureagain

SuckMeBeautiful 5/6/2014 10:50:59 AM

Edgy bro. Edgy.

anonymous 5/6/2014 10:52:26 AM

Cool. More rapists and sexual predators advertising their scumbaggery.

genghisjohn 5/6/2014 11:21:56 AM

Someone should tell these chicks that disco's dead

horseheadxbookends 5/6/2014 12:11:15 PM

accidentally walked in on these guys playing before Cephalic Carnage, subsequently walked out as fast i can, garbage

Hibuddywazup 5/6/2014 12:31:03 PM

Teenage boys and man children are stoked.

anonymous 5/6/2014 1:36:31 PM

gorilla_sage is stoked

anonymous 5/6/2014 1:52:02 PM

i would prefer to not see any part of that girl. Big, sweaty, wet, moldy, puss and flap jack nipples. Bela Kiss is stoked

anonymous 5/6/2014 2:07:24 PM

Best new recurring news bit on the site. Keep 'em coming! These shirts are so dumb!

anonymous 5/6/2014 2:21:34 PM

Lmfao whoever said they were trying to be serious? Lambgoat takes their metal very very seriously I guess.

chicken_gang_bang 5/6/2014 3:18:43 PM

If you post about it on your blog you're officially an idiot

anonymous 5/6/2014 4:47:36 PM

Wrong answer is still stoked winter solstice is not stoked

anonymous 5/6/2014 9:29:54 PM

I love these new stupid shirt postings. Part of me worries that it just advertises to the idiots who buy this unimaginative trash, but screw it, it's hilarious.

anonymous 5/6/2014 10:11:21 PM

finally lambgoat does something funny. I like these. Who had a Columbine shirt?

anonymous 5/7/2014 7:30:55 AM

You know a shirt is bad when someone who wears shirts with pentagrams and inverted crosses and evil gross shit on the regular thinks "Jesus, I can't wear that shirt in public"

anonymous 5/7/2014 8:11:27 AM

Oh went there. I worry for your lives.

anonymous 5/7/2014 8:55:18 AM

anonymous posted 10 hours ago finally lambgoat does something funny. I like these. Who had a Columbine shirt? Swear To God had a Columbine shirt.

anonymous 5/7/2014 6:33:28 PM

Frankie Palmeri also had a Columbine shirt, the classy fella

anonymous 5/8/2014 4:39:37 AM

If you disagree with it, why promote it, c-ck?