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today's stupid t-shirt, brought to you by I Declare War

5/6/2014 8:25:53 AM PT   comments [19]

Since we've been highlighting crappy band apparel as of late, we figured we'd keep this going. So today, I present to you this sweet I Declare War t-shirt. If you wear this, congrats, you're officially an idiot.

I Declare War shirt

anonymous   posted 5/6/2014 8:36:21 AM
Leave the shock value shirts for cannibal corpse and black metal bands. Metalfailflipcomboshouldha vebeenemmureagain
SuckMeBeautiful   posted 5/6/2014 10:50:59 AM
Edgy bro. Edgy.
anonymous   posted 5/6/2014 10:52:26 AM
Cool. More rapists and sexual predators advertising their scumbaggery.
genghisjohn   posted 5/6/2014 11:21:56 AM
Someone should tell these chicks that disco's dead
horseheadxbookends   posted 5/6/2014 12:11:15 PM
accidentally walked in on these guys playing before Cephalic Carnage, subsequently walked out as fast i can, garbage
Hibuddywazup   posted 5/6/2014 12:31:03 PM
Teenage boys and man children are stoked.
anonymous   posted 5/6/2014 1:36:31 PM
gorilla_sage is stoked
anonymous   posted 5/6/2014 1:52:02 PM
i would prefer to not see any part of that girl. Big, sweaty, wet, moldy, puss and flap jack nipples. Bela Kiss is stoked
anonymous   posted 5/6/2014 2:07:24 PM
Best new recurring news bit on the site. Keep 'em coming! These shirts are so dumb!
anonymous   posted 5/6/2014 2:21:34 PM
Lmfao whoever said they were trying to be serious? Lambgoat takes their metal very very seriously I guess.
chicken_gang_bang   posted 5/6/2014 3:18:43 PM
If you post about it on your blog you're officially an idiot
anonymous   posted 5/6/2014 4:47:36 PM
Wrong answer is still stoked winter solstice is not stoked
anonymous   posted 5/6/2014 9:29:54 PM
I love these new stupid shirt postings. Part of me worries that it just advertises to the idiots who buy this unimaginative trash, but screw it, it's hilarious.
anonymous   posted 5/6/2014 10:11:21 PM
finally lambgoat does something funny. I like these. Who had a Columbine shirt?
anonymous   posted 5/7/2014 7:30:55 AM
You know a shirt is bad when someone who wears shirts with pentagrams and inverted crosses and evil gross shit on the regular thinks "Jesus, I can't wear that shirt in public"
anonymous   posted 5/7/2014 8:11:27 AM
Oh boy...you went there. I worry for your lives.
anonymous   posted 5/7/2014 8:55:18 AM
anonymous posted 10 hours ago
finally lambgoat does something funny. I like these. Who had a Columbine shirt?

Swear To God had a Columbine shirt.
anonymous   posted 5/7/2014 6:33:28 PM
Frankie Palmeri also had a Columbine shirt, the classy fella
anonymous   posted 5/8/2014 4:39:37 AM
If you disagree with it, why promote it, c-ck?