BlogMay 3, 2013 10:38 AM ET

Westboro Baptist Church: God killed Jeff Hanneman (Slayer)

When it comes to the well-documented idiocy of the Westboro Baptist Church, I'm never sure whether to laugh or to cry. They are at least adept at one thing, however, and that's stirring up controversy. And I hate giving them yet another sliver of attention, which they so desperately seek, but I can't resist.

By now, you all know that Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman passed away yesterday. Well, it didn't take long for the fine folks at Westboro Baptist to pounce, with the following Tweet (I'm extremely hopeful that about 12,973 of their 12,982 followers pay attention for entertainment purposes). Anyway, there's really nothing else to say about it, I suppose. You all know what to do (shake your head, move on, and listen to some Slayer).


Westboro Baptist goes after Slayer's Jeff Hanneman

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anonymous 5/3/2013 7:41:10 AM

Jeff Hanneman's liver is god?


anonymous 5/3/2013 7:48:26 AM

no, alcohol is god.


anonymous 5/3/2013 7:54:11 AM

Well according to Slayer God hates us all. So yes, this I most likely true.


anonymous 5/3/2013 7:59:02 AM

Keep the puns coming


anonymous 5/3/2013 8:05:23 AM

who the fck idolized the dude from kriss kross?


anonymous 5/3/2013 8:48:21 AM

god hates sages


AnalButt 5/3/2013 8:56:47 AM

I really hope there is a hell


anonymous 5/3/2013 10:24:46 AM

LIVER GOD. HAIL LIVER GOD! LIVER GOD GOOD.


xBottomFeederx 5/3/2013 10:32:17 AM

Found out Hanneman died and blasted "Jesus Saves" for 25 minutes on repeat last night


anonymous 5/3/2013 10:47:23 AM

who's the black dude?


anonymous 5/3/2013 10:53:30 AM

That sage deserved it


anonymous 5/3/2013 11:39:17 AM

fck you westboro...you goddamn freaks


anonymous 5/3/2013 11:50:20 AM

Do these people actually have a church building. If so, Varg should make it his next hit. fcking lunatics.


anonymous 5/3/2013 12:23:48 PM

Looks like they really love that hating and killing stuff don't they. I suggest they start listening to Slayer and blow off some steam. Oh and I want to know if they count their dead too or just "our" idols? Is it God who killed their brains before he took a turn on Jeff? I have nothing against the church, it's just these living idiots who persist in keeping on living, but I'm sure their god will take care of that soon enough.


anonymous 5/3/2013 12:43:42 PM

omg these guys are so edgy


anonymous 5/3/2013 1:18:20 PM

Hey, you know what's an even better idea than pissing off anonymous? Pissing off LAMBGOAT. Stupid bigot church.


anonymous 5/3/2013 3:17:31 PM

Masters of trolling


anonymous 5/3/2013 3:50:28 PM

Where the fck is the crew from gorgoroth when you need them.


anonymous 5/3/2013 3:56:31 PM

They will do anything for attention. Pathetic fcks


anonymous 5/3/2013 4:03:57 PM

Someone seriously needs to annihilate these fcking retards


anonymous 5/3/2013 4:50:25 PM

once I get a terminal illness I am going to Indiana and buying a gun because they will sell em to anyone there, and I will personally wipe out these fcking insensitive dipshits.


anonymous 5/3/2013 5:02:32 PM

I can't wait until some of the prominent Westboro members pass away so that we can throw a pizza party at their funeral and blast Slayer. Who is in? I will travel anywhere for that.


MeatDelivery 5/3/2013 5:28:40 PM

Someone do a driveby on this gay picket line.


anonymous 5/3/2013 6:16:33 PM

wooooowwwwwwww. This makes me very grateful to be a Slayer fan. Thats all I can say.


anonymous 5/3/2013 6:19:28 PM

anonymous posted 10 hours ago who the fck idolized the dude from kriss kross? right! So stupid. Kris Kross wouldve remained completely forgotten if it wasnt for that recent death.


anonymous 5/3/2013 6:58:53 PM

WACO 2.0


anonymous 5/3/2013 8:39:31 PM

Regardless of who it was who passed away, it was a human being Those jerks have no right to post that nonsense.. I feel sorry for Any of Jeff's friends and family that had to read that garbage...


conduit 5/3/2013 11:50:18 PM

wait, so slayer are doing a duet with Kriss Kross? Should be killer like judgement night.


anonymous 5/4/2013 2:54:42 AM

Why hasn't 4chan hacked their feeds yet?


anonymous 5/4/2013 1:51:54 PM

westboro baptist church is overdue for a visit from arsonists.


anonymous 5/4/2013 9:04:33 PM

Metal Music Blog has posted an open letter to Westboro in repsonse http://metalmusicblog.com/ 2013/05/05/an-open-letter- to-westboro-baptist-church /


anonymous 5/6/2013 8:20:34 AM

We can all agree that Christian and everyone else hate the Westboro Baptist Church.


anonymous 5/6/2013 2:37:42 PM

WBC = Lambgoat for christians


anonymous 5/6/2013 6:09:46 PM

destroy fred phelps.


anonymous 5/6/2013 7:05:48 PM

Everyone dies. fcking idiots...over, and over, and over again.


anonymous 5/7/2013 7:48:06 AM

Please stop giving these people press. I'm pretty sure its just a money making scheme anyway. Ignore them so they go away.


anonymous 5/8/2013 8:57:22 AM

No worries!! Hell Awaits for the Westboro Bastards and Hanneman will oversee their buring!


anonymous 5/10/2013 6:31:17 PM

Doesn't it say in that bible that you people read let he who is without sin cast the first stone? For a bunch of self righteous bible toting zealots you run around judging people and picketing funerals and all the other retarded crap that you do why cant you be like a normal cult and drink tainted Kool Aid and cut your balls off before you return to the mother ship. I am all for freedom of speech and freedom of religion it is the freedom of stupidity I have a problem with


anonymous 4/26/2017 12:33:30 PM

It's true The almighty killed one of most Evilest metal musican,Look at hanneman lyrics.westboro has the chutzpah unlike other churches who are wimps and care about your wallet and church membership size.no one likes the truth!and slayer has always suck and on nuclear blast lol