BlogSeptember 19, 2012 1:23 PM ET

Dan Patrick auditions for Hatebreed

Ok, not really. But Dan Patrick did recently attempt to sing along to some Hatebreed during a recent installment of The Dan Patrick Show.

As you may recall, last winter Hatebreed offered up some music for the show's "Stat of the Day" segment, which is the music Patrick can be seen jamming to below. Patrick quickly noted that he has neither the energy nor the hair to be a metal vocalist. I would also suggest that he lacks musical timing, and seemed to be one more scream away from a small seizure. Am I being unfair?





UPDATE: We've been informed by "official" sources that this song is technically by Jasta, not Hatebreed.

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anonymous 9/19/2012 10:41:34 AM

First you sage


anonymous 9/19/2012 10:45:09 AM

Who says you need hair to be in heavy bands nowadays? I swear.


fuckyourxs 9/19/2012 10:50:02 AM

Forget his ignorance on the topic. Everything about this rules.


anonymous 9/19/2012 11:47:39 AM

I just started fckin moshin


anonymous 9/19/2012 1:55:04 PM

Never not funny when people who don't know anything about this kind of music try to describe it


Stupid_News_Poster 9/19/2012 7:13:24 PM

aw, thought Jasta left the band. Was kind of stoked.


xbaconxedgex 9/20/2012 9:18:45 AM

Danica Patrick auditions for Hatebreed.