BlogJune 8, 2012 11:57 AM ET

Fred Durst: Do not fucking touch me!

I'm sure none of you would attend a Limp Bizkit concert, let alone touch Fred Durst. But just in case, be advised, if you ever try to swap hats with Fred, he might "knock you the fuck out."




Sorry, I didn't mean to corrode your blissful day with mention of Fred Durst.

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anonymous 6/8/2012 9:04:13 AM

dude is a pssy


anonymous 6/8/2012 9:15:09 AM

lolololollll


anonymous 6/8/2012 9:28:02 AM

Limp bizkit on lambgoat? Hot dog flavored water is stoked


anonymous 6/8/2012 9:28:27 AM

"Don't switch hats with me, I'm not superman!"


anonymous 6/8/2012 9:38:29 AM

what a gay


anonymous 6/8/2012 9:50:04 AM

Someone resurrect Buddyhead, asap.


ineedsalt 6/8/2012 11:21:45 AM

haha buddyhead used to be awesome


anonymous 6/8/2012 11:33:18 AM

How the fck do they still have fans?


anonymous 6/8/2012 12:03:35 PM

fck fred durst ill knock him out wish he'd read this and come find me!


anonymous 6/8/2012 12:05:42 PM

rape victims from woodstock '99 are stoked..


anonymous 6/8/2012 12:21:09 PM

Frankie Palmeri is stoked


sharkthemick 6/8/2012 12:37:32 PM

God I hate him, Please insert Glen Danzig punch here!! Someone needs to knock him the fck out!!


anonymous 6/8/2012 1:08:45 PM

tour with North Side Kings already


FrankiePalmeri 6/8/2012 2:49:16 PM

Im hella stoked. Swag.


anonymous 6/8/2012 5:08:37 PM

Frankie palmeri and fred durst are twin douchers, who love a good ol c-ckfest.


dog_boner 6/8/2012 6:40:34 PM

bald dude thats bald doesnt want anyone to see he's bald


xDFAx 6/8/2012 9:30:05 PM

Adidas track suits are stoked


anonymous 6/8/2012 10:59:42 PM

He's just a little sensitive, I wouldn't want to be touched by anyone either after taking Birdman's c-ck up my jerk and mouth for many months.


blankzzz 6/8/2012 11:43:04 PM

none of the bands talked about on this site come even close to touching the level of greatness limp bizkit possess.


anonymous 6/9/2012 6:33:08 AM

You can't be anymore fake than that. Dude was acting like he was so happy to have people on stage or should I say "fans" then he snuffs one in the face just for grabbing his hat. Oh well, i'd prolly done the same. That or Durst is wicked homophobic after that video of him banging some other dude leaked now.


anonymous 6/9/2012 11:31:51 AM

His voice sounds a lot like Scott Vogel's hah.


anonymous 6/9/2012 11:55:54 AM

Fred Durst's IQ has to be around 90. About the same as Scott Vogel.


anonymous 6/9/2012 3:52:27 PM

Flat bil hats are stoked!


stewietantrum 6/9/2012 8:47:13 PM

Fred Durst... What a dipshit. How does that guy still have a career? That's right, Fred. I said it. Fight me in 1999.


anonymous 6/10/2012 5:04:53 AM

Hadouken!


anonymous 6/10/2012 7:31:30 PM

Hollywood Undead would kick his ass.


anonymous 6/10/2012 8:45:44 PM

Retard Fred Durst missed a perfect opportunity to launch into "Break Stuff" DO not fcking touch me! and if my day keeps going this way I just might BREAK YOUR fckING FACE TONIGHT!!


Snoopy2 6/10/2012 9:13:35 PM

He did it all for the nookie


anonymous 6/12/2012 5:50:18 AM

I don't know who's worse, Justice of TUI or Durst of Limp Bizkit


anonymous 6/13/2012 12:29:11 AM

seems to be relative to Justice TUI I guess...