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You f*cking Untermensch. You don't know the first thing about black metal; we put a lot of time and effort into this CD, and it's one of the kvltist releases of the year. We better not catch you around at any shows, because if my horde sees you, you'll wish you never got out SCOWLS about this record, listen up! Thanks to every minion who bought it already but for those who have not been able to find it, try TARGET, yes TARGET is stocking it for ONLY $6.99 and you get TWO CDS. The bonus CD has ne
Ever since Passage, Samael has had a very modern sound. I read press releases saying that they were gonna go back to some of their black metal roots and make an album that would sound like a cross between that and Passage. From your review, it sounds like they accomplished that, so why are you bashing them because they're not "kvlt" enough? Just judge the damn thing on its own merits, not against an entire genre.
Get this f*cking weed addled moron away from the internet.
i know i'm a dumb gay, but jesus christ, this guy takes the cake.
This is the first review I've seen rate under a 7 in like months.
Samael have always had an industrial influence, and have been around forever. I'm not saying I like them very much, but this review was clearly written by someone with little to no knowledge of the band's history.
way to go babyf*cker, forgot how to use Google? Samael STARTED as a Black Metal band. They weren't trying something different, they were going back to their roots.
Horrible f*cking review does the reviewer know shit abou this band
Hahahaha! I don't even know where to begin on this one. Terrible review of a good album.
Hey webbie, can we get some reviewers that aren't still in 10th grade? This guy is a complete f*ck nut and doesn't know shit of what he's talking about. If you want someone to review black metal, get someone who's knowledge of black metal spans more than the last two years and whatever is considered 'kvlt' whatever the f*ck that means.
Jesus Christ this reviewer is one dumb f*cking gay.
this is the first time i've seen almost all the comments agreeing so far, and rightfully so. this reviewer obviously knows absolutely nothing about the genre he's reviewing. samael are, and for about two decades have been an essential part of the black metal scene. this album f*cking rules and it's great to hear them go back to their roots while keeping in tune with their progression. please get some competent reviewers.
"Samael claim this is their BM album but these guys clearly sound like they are writing thrash songs that have a Black Metal spin. Very few bands are capable of delivering the goods when tackling such a task." Skeletonwitch can! Sorry, I just wanted plug Skeletonwitch... Anyways, after reading the comments, this band sounds pretty cool....
Damn these comments ripped this guy apart without even calling him a gay... which probably means for once everyone is right about this review.
2 new Wolves in the Throne Room releases, a new Xasthur release, the most recent Deathspell Omega EP - hahaha f*cking lol.
listen to their earlier albums,they were kickass black/death metal band before they started using industrial parts in their music.listen to the album "worship him",one of their best opus.
yeah..this review is terrible. album is great!
sounds like the dudes from KMFDM f*cked the idiots from Mayhem and had a gay idiot baby and named it Samael.
sounds like the dudes from KMFDM f*cked the idiots from Mayhem and had a gay idiot baby and named it Samael. posted by () on 4/10/2009 2:42:49 PM
good lord I don't even know where to start about this atrocity of a review.
LISTEN UP YOU f*ckING SHITHEADS, THAT WASN'T JUST A REVIEW, IT WAS MY LIFE! I'LL KILL EVERY MOTHERf*ckING ONE OF YOU!
We can all argue about how this review might be sub par, or that Samael is like Atari Teenage Riot ass raping Gorgoroth. But it doesn't change the fact that I love dicks slapping against my cheeck.
This review is ridiculous. Did this guy really compare Samael to Xasthur? Really? Does he even realize that they STARTED as a black metal act and are now merging their industrial influences with their old sound? I, for one, was thoroughly impressed by this album. It's much faster, aggressive, and hateful than "Solar Soul" or any of their other "industrial" albums. Much better than this d-bag lets on.
this band is SO f*ckING GAY. borderline nu metal.
COMEON GARRETH, NICE f*ckIN NAME BTW LOL1 5/10 THIS IS AT LEAST A 2/10 IF YOU NEW ANYTHING ABOUT REAL BM gay