Cattle Decapitation The Harvest Floor
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first post, haven't listened yet, funny review
listened to it in its entireity the other night. this is a really f*cking good album, and nick didn't write that bad of a review.
Did anybody see Luke's (from sleep terror) myspace bulletin about this lol He's so bitter
great review nick, i LOL'd
About f*cking time they put a worthy record together!
Nice review... This album is a great example of what good songwriting can do for a death metal band...
great tunes to listen to while i suck dck and swallow loads of c-m
Fun review, nice to see something different
All that glowing encomia for a mere 8/10?
oh, imagine that, a sucker reviewer giving this trite bullshit. i noticed you used the word "guru" as well. when you inevitably get aids, or if you have it, enjoy it. give it to shatima as well also. im trind
well, i just might have to give this a listen.
Pretty f*cking good album. The last track is great.
Terrible band. We've turned down playing with these guys many times because their singer is a dck
Been meaning to give this album a spin. Good review.
I agree with Nick in a review. My life is over! This is a solid CD and so far the best of the year by far (yes the year is still young).
Amazing album and a great review. But not one negative comment and only an 8? Psh.
People should finally stop shitting on cattle after this. Yet another AMAZING album. This is f*cking flawless and super inventive. Awesome guest spots from Ross Sewage and Dino from dystopia/asunder and of course Jarboe. I can't say enough praise about this album. Its f*cking brutal, technical and creative. Cattle never disappoints.
Guys, guys, let's not forget that this band sucks.
best album ive heard this year, so far
the drums sound awful
no, actually i dont suck dck, but this album does! what happened to this band. KarmaBloodyKarma was amazing
im so gonna get this record. i loved the review too. great band!
im kidding, this album is great! im the one who sucks dck. come along dwayne, shove your chocolate lovestick in me!
LOL great review. Awesome album.
Give us a real review next time. - All of Lambgoat
sorry, but I'm not gonna get jocked into liking shit bands. this album is terrible
i will however, jock a black c-ck into my little, tight pants wearing butthole.
review was clever
that album cover made me laugh.
holy shit im so f*ckin gay... i need c-m asap
this was without a doubt the gayest f*cking review I have ever read. Good album though
something original? on lambgoat? I thought I died after reading that. great review. great cd.
I can't wait till dwayne comes over and f*cks my ass
IMMA BREAK DAT BACK AND f*ck DAT AZZ
"this was without a doubt the gayest f*cking review I have ever read. Good album though posted by yourfather () on 1/23/2009 12:01:51 PM" f*cking crybabies. Nick actually writes a good, original review and you shit on it. Best review I've ever read on lambgoat with the most accurate score. Good job Nick.
that review was so f*cking gay
you know how i like it dwayniebabi
i did a f*ck ton of heroin with the singer of this band a few years ago. we shared the same needle and i aint even kidding. gays.
No one gives a f*ck you stupid name dropping junkie.
where'd the shit talk go, what the f*ck
Great job, Nick. Agreed 100%.
im totally gay and so is this cd. i like emmure only
great review. i 'll have to check this out. Never really been fond, but review was interesting enough for me to check it out.
who wants a dck massage? and by dck massage i mean a favor.
I WANT A dck MASSAGE C'MERE GIRLPANTS KID! (cantfakethatisuckdck)
mmm dwayne i love that big chocolate stick grinding all in my mouth.
Emmure sucks dck too. f*ck you
IMMA FILL DAT gay MOUF UP BITCH *explodes in cantfakethepunk mouth*
LOL! Hilarious f*cking review. Kudos, Nick, for the continued entertainment...
i dunno who decides to get on here and pretend to be my girly little self. i love emmure and love to drink dwayne's stuff. i also love when people on lambgoat f*ck my mother, she is a total whore. id f*ck her myself but i just love love love dck and balls and cant get enough of choking on a long 12 inch shaft. i like shit porn.i hope to get into gay porn one day. i also like to get my tiny nuts stepped on, by anyone. f*ck my ass boyz!
SHUT DA f*ck UP AND RIDE MY CHOCOLATE LUV STIK YOU LITTLE BETCH
god damnit Dwayne. what have i told you! get you're f*cking ass back here. leave him alone. i want you all to myself tonight. stick you're 12 inch special all up in my mouth
NAH NIGGA, DWAYNE AIN'T HELD DOWN BY NOBODY, DWAYNE A FREE NIGGA AND HE f*ck WUT HE PLEASEZ
I WILL f*ck YO VEGAN AZZ, BETCH
If this is what they're heading towards in the future then f*cking hell yes gimmie more.
at one point the vocals sound like shredder's mutant snapping turtle from Ninja Turtles 2
on the first track in the background vocals, it sounds like hes going TRIIIIIIIIIICK OR TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT
i saw the singer of this band do a huge line of coke off a boa constrictor and then sodomise a fat girl while eating a arbys beef and cheddar
i really didn't like this album much when i heard it. karma was wayyy better.
an amazing album. I have been listening to them since To Serve Man was released, and this has been my favorite so far... However, this is the 3rd review that I have read talking about David McGraw on the album..he is their drummer but he is not on the album, it's Zach Ohren. Shit
f*ck that shiz, you ain't gittin' dolla one frum us!