44 comments
Post CommentI really enjoyed reading that open letter/review. Pretty funny and true.
this album only got a 3 for the t-ts on the cover art. i completely agree with this hilarious review.
How about you suck a little bit more Relapse dck, gay?
Things I will never listen to: This horrid gay shit.
The name is enough for me to never listen to this.
f*ck Electronic metal. f*ck Genghis Tron. f*ck that Dance Club Massacre and now f*cking this band.
Yes, f*ck Dance Club Massacre. Hopefully they all stab each other with their dcks.
this is what happens when people from the faint get the idea that they could make metal
perfection in the form of a review . never thought i'd see the day
best review i've ever read on lambgoat posted by xdandanx () on 3/30/2008 5:04:13 PM
yu are so right mr. nickolas this band does suck, funny review, and this is def relapse at there worst
shitty review, shitty reviewer, whole lotta' shitty here.
vocalist is one of the nicest and most genuine dudes i have ever met. i shared a much needed clove with him afterwards
the review alone will get me to listen. much lol's
genghis is much better than this gay shit, they actually produce music with good parts. this is just annoying queer noise with gay non-metal parts, under the guise of metal. the faint suck, they should stop making music also.
i like noise a lot. i also like electronic grindcore. i thought this was a good fusion of both. quite possibly, people at this website are not the target audience. but it wasn't that bad.
this is - without a doubt - the worst thing i have ever heard in my entire life. i bet the no-talent ass-clown that made this trash thinks it has artistic merit. what a f*cking joke.
vocalist is one of the nicest and most genuine dudes i have ever met. i shared a much needed clove with him afterwards posted by luciano () on 3/30/2008 8:57:28 PM nobody cares, die in a mugging
relapse has been releasing garbage bands for a while now....why are you surprised?
funny review, but why would anyone even take the time to review this shit?
best review i've ever read on lambgoat posted by xdandanx () on 3/30/2008 5:04:13 PM
i like noise a lot. i also like electronic grindcore. i thought this was a good fusion of both. quite possibly, people at this website are not the target audience. but it wasn't that bad.
this cd is not catchy, this review is awesome. f*ck stupid techno grind....leave it to agoraphobic nosebleed or something
people on lambgoat LOVE to read degrading reviews, recent trends genuinely prove that.. People would rather tear something apart and feel empowered that their comments might actually have an affect on the artist who may read the review. 1. I guarantee they aren't. 2. I also guarantee that half of these people didn't even listen to the tracks. ps. no care eva and van flip comments are still fun and interesting so let me have em!
people on lambgoat LOVE to read degrading reviews, recent trends genuinely prove that.. People would rather tear something apart and feel empowered that their comments might actually have an affect on the artist who may read the review. 1. I guarantee they aren't. 2. I also guarantee that half of these people didn't even listen to the tracks. ps. no care eva and van flip comments are still fun and interesting so let me have em! posted by dracula () on 4/1/2008 11:32:17 PM shut up, gay.
"Keep your stick on the ice" classic. Any reference to hockey immediately catapults my day from shitty to worth something.
First off: I really liked the technique of your review. Well done. Indeed one of the best reviews I read so far on this website. But I strongly disagree with the content. Genghis Tron is certainly not a lackluster effort. And the reviewed band is certainly not as greet as GT, I'll agree on that. But they simply got a 3 because you don't like this type of music. I expect a little bit more objectivity from a reviewer.
narrow minded metal gays, VVgrey is a pioneer and u can't handle the future you pussies
"Keep your stick on the ice" Fantastic