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nice review, i have no clue what this album is like, but hell i know the history of obituary
ummm. way to post a history of obituary, but wasn't there supposed to be a review in here somewhere.
Yeah, I dont have the attention span to read a 6 paragraph "review"...f*ck.
A respected and highly influential lead guitarist whose tone and style on albums like Slowly We Rot, The End Complete, and the classics he created with Six Feet Under, Haunted and Warpath has been often imitated since, both in metal by virtual Allen West tribute band Torture Killer and in hardcore by notables Hatebreed, All Out War, 100 Demons, and Death Threat, West's absence from Xecutioner's Return has resulted in the album being more straightforward and less varied than many were expecting f
what is it with these f*cking lambgoat reviews that NEVER mention the music on the album? you spent most of the time discussing allen west and the band's history...how will a new fan have any clue of what he's gonna get himself into? great band, good CD, shitty review
William Faulkner returns from the grave to write zombie reviews of metal albums. Gluck, your new target: 1 review, 1 sentence, 1000 words....and no commas! BWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!
"William Faulkner returns from the grave..." Goddamn, that was well played.
why does this band even f*cking bother writing new songs. why not just release the same album over and over again with different cover art. nobody who listens to this band would even notice or care. This band sucks a fat c-ck and don't really deserve any of the praise or success they have garnered over the years. Shit bands like Obituary can apparently continue living, recording, touring, etc. off of shitty f*cking music and they don't even seem to realize how much better most bands are than the
Good review of a great CD. No idea what most of the rest of these people are talking about. But who cares... their loss, really. No attention span to read 6 paragraphs? God help us...
this band is consistently good. who cares if they don't change their formula?? i happen to find their formula rather tasty.
maybe webmaster lost his eyes or went comatose because i don't understand how he could read this filth and in good conscience put it on his website.........it is the most awful, poorly written garbage i have seen since the LAST gluck review..........the william faulkner joke was pretty funny though
yeah william faulkner was good, but it reminds me alot of Hubert Selby too. but at least his run on sentences were awesome like gang beats and drug abuse
i meant it was awesome subject matter..unlike reading this history book of obituary
nice review, ritter gluck. hoffmann would be proud.
Is this a review or a history lesson?!?! There is zero substance to the nature of this actual CD in the entire essay. Webby... You gotta get on these 'reviewers' and tell them to cut the elitist bullshit and talk about the actual songs on the CDs being reviewed.
why even bother having reviews on this site anymore? its all fanboy c-mbags jerking off for 4 paragraphs about the band's history and past discography, obscure namedrop/stupid stuck mojo facts and about 2 sentences describing what the MOTHER f*ckING MUSIC sounds like.
i read that first line and thought it said "Obituary are among the handful of true-to-the-boner lifers".
I'll never read any of your reviews. Good or bad. I'll just post to say you're a f*cking pssy with shitty music taste. f*ck Gluck.
i usually skip glucks reviews and just read the bottom line. but on this review that sucked as well. gluck is a gay
this guy can't review bands. he should be writing shitty super biased articles about these bands. because that's all he does here, talk about old records ex members, record labels. its like f*ck off gluck.....write about the f*cking songs and the music. there's no reason your goddamn review needs to be this long.