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f*ck, now I have to listen to this piece of shit again to remind myself how not good it is
who's on the lambgoat staff did this shit band suck to get an 8/10. This band is almost as annoying as their gay fans.
Wow. It appears that if someone screams on a CD, there will be people whom buy it. It also appears if "abstract" garbage like this keeps getting put out, Lambgoat reviewers will continue giving it undeservingly high scores. posted by ipoopedinyourcloset () on 3/29/2005 7:20:07 AM I liked this post from the last time a Locust album got reviewed here, so I decided to post it here.
WELCOME TO AMERICA, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET BEATEN
how the f*ck does this band get an 8/10. reviewer is gaytarded for comparing the locust to naked city. gay band. gay review.
Good review, Cory. f*ck these retards and their gay taste in shit music. OMG~NO BREEES!? IT MUST SUCK!
reading these mouth breathers' comments reinforces why i keep listening to the locust..
don't go dissin' on mouth breathers; some of us are just congested. that's all.
I like the Locust but this album doesn't deserve an 8.
shit band, shit review, shit music. i actually didn't read the review but shit band, shit music, shit album.
this shit is so good. and they are perfect live. The Locust just keeps getting better.
Hi I love art school bullshit and love taking it in the ass
hah lambgoat the powerful! their reviews are objective and universal, rather than subjective and personal! all kneel before the almighty webpage! contrust an argument for yourselves as to why you like or dislike an album. i appretiate anyone's willingness to critque a piece of music. what should it matter that our subjective tastes differ? lambgoat and the reviewers are not to blame and would they dare say their preferences should be made universal. the world would be a pretty shitty place i
*Makes Snooty ass comment about above comment just to justify self as a prick*
lol at the easily trolled hardcore community it's sad the locust has to do so little to piss you retards off. this band is the Flipper of the new millenium
anybody that listens to this crap and then acts uppity when other people say they don't like it is a supreme gay. stop trying to set yourselves aside by having a unique taste in crap music with a different sound
i completely agree with this review. good work cory.
Good album/good review................FOR A BUNCH OF gayS. Jeeze, going against the status quo = 8/10 on here.
I agree with Cory very often and think he is a good reviewer. i would put my name but you'd all hate me. You know ehs right most of the time...
nothing quite inspires troglodytic virulence like the Locust. this stuff is some of the most unique music i've ever heard. if you don't like it don't listen to it. you f*cking childish ingrates.
Cory smokes meth and writes reviews. f*ck you.
I've never understood how people can actually like this band. The stuff is straight dog shit. How is this remotely music? You must be a f*cking moron to think these guys are talented. Talented in creating shit music and stealing stupid peoples money. -1/10
This album is amazing. Anyone who says this album/band sucks is probably some 13 year old shmuck who listens to Panic! at the Disco because his girlfriend told him too. The Locust are one of the best bands we have among us in this shitty time for music. The Mars Volta is really good too. All the gay metal heads on here need to get laid for once instead of dissing albums that the shitty bands they listen to could never, ever write.
"Bottom Line: New Erections is a great reminder to the music world why everyone cared about the Locust in the first place." ...Uhhh...everyone? More like, pretentious gays too busy beating off to the sound of themselves giving their own opinon to realize they're jokes. This band is gay, Cory is gayer than 2 dudes sucking 7 dcks.
this band is only unique because nobody wants to play shit music
do the people who read lambgoat like anything? this website went down the shitter.
i was actually hoping to enjoy this based on cory stating "It bridges the gap between punk, doom, electronic music and progressive song structures in much the way that Naked City bridged jazz and grindcore." as i figured though, those words are false and it barely does this at all. new erections sounds just like every other terrible locust album. i've always been one who has considered you a good reviewer cory, even among the cory haters bandwagon...but jesus christ dude. this album is a f*cking
you shiteaters are just jelous that i get free cds from record labels aren't you? grow up motherf*ckers. it doesn't matter how shitty the cds that i get are. if i don't write a good review, they stop sending them, and soon our advertisers would do the same, and we couldn't get $$$. so shut the f*ck up, and don't listen to it. clicking the article is enough for us.
All you little shiteatin' gays need to shut the f*ck up and realize The Locust is the only real shit you'll ever hear. but your still too busy jerkin' off over the new Killswitch engage album. So f*cking pathetic it's hysterically funny. Your just adding fuel to their fire. They've takin so much shit for so long and their still the best. Eat Shit Killswitch fans
"grow up motherf*ckers. it doesn't matter how shitty the cds that i get are. if i don't write a good review, they stop sending them, and soon our advertisers would do the same, and we couldn't get $$$". So......basically you're telling us not to take any of your reviews seriously. You just a gave a piece of shit a good review because you had to. Man you're a pssy. Oh, and whoever said "troglodytic virulence" is a f*cking moron. How long have you been brainstorming over that one? Jag off
I'd like to point out that this wasn't me: you shiteaters are just jelous that i get free cds from record labels aren't you? grow up motherf*ckers. it doesn't matter how shitty the cds that i get are. if i don't write a good review, they stop sending them, and soon our advertisers would do the same, and we couldn't get $$$. so shut the f*ck up, and don't listen to it. clicking the article is enough for us.
Personally, i like The Locust. But i dont think this was their best CD. The rating shouldnt be an 8.
i like how this gets an 8 out of 10 and poison the well got a 4. f*ck you corey
this band blows chunks.. and to anaconda .. killswitch f*cking owns so shut the f*ck up
hahahahahahahha, Killswitch f*ckin Owns. Shutup you worhtless retard. The Locust wer emakin real noize before you ever heard your first lick of mallcore in a Hot Topic Store you gay. OWNED