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Post CommentCANDANE IS THE ABILITY, ORRRRRRRRRRR
little side note. this album was written and recorded 2 years ago. f*ckin hater.
The score says 5, but the review says 2.
once again tribunal proves to be one of the worst labels to release music.
this cd is OOOOOLLLLDDDD... i got an unmastered copy a couple years ago, like two days after they got back from recording it in oregon. before anyone anyone gave a f*ck about he is legend... Written and recorded before Gutter Phenomenon came out... they had a few lineup changes and label issues which delayed the release.
f*ckin weak, this cd rules and was recorded before Gutter Phenomenon even came out dingleberry.
Her Candane is one of the hardest working bands out there right now, in the bottle of terrible bands and worthless tours, HerCandane is pushing through the neck, and for good cause. Excellent album, bad review.
yeah f*ck this reviewer...seldom does he take time to actually listen to an album and give it a full review. basically, if its not shitty generic post rock, he gives it a 5/10, regardless if it should be higher (this) or lower (parkway drive)
It's good to know retards are allowed to review cds now. Best thing to hit the streets since the Polaroid EP
i love the herc:D<33456 a lott. and i wish they would come rock barstow everyday. <333demm
wut ever muther f*ckers u cant f*ck with there shit, like everyone is sayin f*ckin haters, her candanes got skill so dont talk shit bitches
The Herc is probably one of the hardest working bands out there and is amazing at what they do. Which is not sounding like other f*cking bands. I hope you and your 'little post rock group' die in a f*cking van flip Nick.
IMO these aren't even some of the best titles they have. Anyone who's heard "today I ran out of medication" knows that these guys have been making amazing music for a long, long time. It almost makes me laugh to think about people saying these guys are knock-offs, due to unfortunate circumstances they couldn't release the album, but these songs have been in rotation for GOD ONLY KNOWS... years. I say HOORAH to the HERC, You have come so far, but it's not nearly as far as you'll go. Keep roc
All you non-metal conformist f*cks can stick that rating in your ass, HerC is doin their thing, so unless you play metal or know anything about it you shouldn't respond. Are you compelled to listen to shit main stream music? Tribunal is tearin shit up, go give KILLWHITNEYDEAD a listen. Nick Eats Dick
It really doesn't matter who recorded what first cause the whole rock metalcore genre is made for scenesters with black and red hair and girl pants who somehow think it's clever...
f*cking fat ass, xxx hat wearing, beat off in front of the computer all day, stalking girls on myspace, not going to shows ever since they are too f*cking fat, wretchedly ugly, failed out of community college, have travelled to new jersey to see a girl they have met on myspace and didn't even get laid, bitch titted gays need to learn that this band rips faces of skulls and then skullf*cks the white gelatinous fluid out of your eyesockets while you are too busy not liking anything ever cause y
Its been said a couple times but I have to stress the fac that Herc is amazing, and is one of the hardest working bands i've ever seen....the guys are down as f*ck, the music is down as f*ck and from their hearts which is refreshing concidering most the shit you hear now a days. And a big 10 - 4 on this reviewer being an ignorant c-m dumpster or a jounalist.
'tarded. this cd's been recorded forever...like everyone else said - you're dumb. do a little research before you talk about something you know nothing about. thanks.
It's a shame that reviewers often have no real context in which to give an informed assessment of a band. This here review is merely an impression, and I've read a hundred just like it (not involving the Herc). But I hate to see a band that is so dedicated, and so full of personality and energy, get a shit wrap like this. The cool thing about the Herc is that stuff like this doesn't get them down. See you in Portland boys!!
ok so i dont know what it was about the whole scene red and black hair girl pants wearing shit or saying that this album blows when it came out a damn long time ago. i know its been said before. but its an initial release and its not like it was recorded for the purpose like jsut last year when they got on. ok so f*ck the haters. the herc are paving the road. just you wait and see with there next release may it be on tribunal or whoever. it will get them noticed. they are still small but great.
Really it's too often that I find myself almost disgusted by reveiwers, while yes I do agree there are many bands out there sounding alike, and there are many shitty bands, they always seem to give the bad review to the bands that really arn't bad. then again, maybe I don't count. Untill about 6 months ago I lived in salt lake for the last two years, it's a city with a very impressive, but narrow minded music scene, lots of talent, and many many many trashed up, bullshit "hardcore" bands. but He
Scorpion burritos. Beer-a-roni and cheese. Technical difficulties and not playing AN covers...all topped off by getting too drunk and slapping a bitch for pure comedic value. I back these dudes.
two year old recording? well, shit still stinks.
My only response is that it makes me extremely worried about the state of the scene when completely mediocre bands like Her Candane have a legion of fans coming out of the woodwork, while excellent recent releases from Nahemah, Cable, and American Heritage get almost no recognition whatsoever.
looks like Her Candane sent out a myspace bulletin bitching about the review. Seems to be happening quite often these days. If you don't want your music reviewed, don't send it out for review.
Who cares what some jealous critic says. I have never read a good review about any band. So I won’t bother looking at this one. So here a review from some one who has seen them in action. The rhythm section is tight as a noose on Saddam. There guitarists got moves that will make the hair on your arms stand on end. Dreu’s vocals are f*cking righteous that guy can tell a story. I’m proud to have these folks on the road representing us 801 salty dogs. I wish them all the best pssy and none of the
Well, looks like Her Candane's gay street teamers have showed up.
How cute, the shitty band's fans got all butt hurt.
these guys work so hard, and they're good people, so clearly they deserve at least a 9/10. come on lambgoat, or should i say LAMEgoat, get with the program.
oh hey cool they're some hard working amazing bro dudes who put their hearts into music. too bad that music is uninspired horseshit. cry us a f*cking river, sweethearts.
This site needs knowledged people who know what they're talking about and who don't have biased opinions to write the reviews.. Her Candane is a f*cking great band, and have been around a lot longer than etid and legend..and whoever the dumb f*ck was that wrote this doesn't know shit about Salt Lake, so why don't you take your lame ass opinions and your other fairy f*cks who actually give a shit about what you think, climb all the way to the top of the empire state building, beat on your big ol
If there's one legitimate compalint to be made about this album, it's that it does quiet capture the energy and aggression of their live performances. It's been said before, but the Hercs music isn't sitting in anyones shadow. You know a reviewer is bullshiting when the only kind of criticism he can muster is an aside about handclaps and a swip at some song titles.
f*cking shit ass f*cker has no idea what he's talking about.
Nick said "My only response is that it makes me extremely worried about the state of the scene when completely mediocre bands like Her Candane have a legion of fans coming out of the woodwork, while excellent recent releases from Nahemah, Cable, and American Heritage get almost no recognition whatsoever." well obviously he doesn't kmow what the f*ck he is talking about because i have never even heard of whoever the f*ck these guys are "Nahemah, Cable, and American Heritage" so honestly the herc
Thank you Mike for proving my point so perfectly.
everyone who posted in defense of Her Candane is a goddamn gay crybaby. just because someone wrote an opinionated review about a band that contributes NOTHING to the integrity music doesnt mean you should feel obligated to stick your dicks in the toaster. get a f*cking job gays
f*ck this. You guys obviously dont know what good f*ckin music is. The fact that you are comparing "Every Time I Die" to the Herc makes me want to vomit. You have no sense of humor and no sence of talent, because ive never heard something so unique and hilarious and hardcore in my life. I hope they find you and shit on your face when they make it big and you crawl into a hole and die. have a shithole day lambgoat. -KrystalFaith
Yeah he proved the point that you are a f*cking dickwad, Nickshit. and what the f*ck is the guy above me talking about? integrity of music? IDIOT! I'm pretty sure we have jobs dumb f*ck, it's sunday.
This nick guy is a f*ckin' idiot and his favorite band is probably Senses Fail or something.. Her Candane is one of the hardest working Rock and Roll machines in the west right now. Of course bands who share the same musical inspiration will have familiar sounds and styles. What Nick failed to wrap his mind around is how much of a party band the HERC is and how much they wont give a shit about this review.. They're just friends playing the shit that gets you Crunked. If you disagree ?... what
You need to shut the Eff up. These kids sound good, and they look good, and I am sooooo sorry they are from Salt Lake, there is a lot of talent that comes out of Utah. Pull you head out and listen to it again.
all i gotta say is we're representing salt lake city. not rebelling. & and the 1, 2, 1, 2, f*ck you! is a throwback to a guy named wes , i think he's yer featured interview right now. you should check out his old band, they changed my life back in the day. xo d
This comment box if full of tremendous f*cking gayry. American Heritage >>>>>>>> this bullshit, f*cking myspace street team gays.
Herc is cool... i don't know where the f*ck everyone got hard workin from... but the record definitely rips
Dang! I guess its a lot easier to hate something that's better than a lot of shit, and definatley better than anything you could do if you did anything, than to give that something a good reveiw. He is probably just afraid of liking something different. Well the things that make music good is heart and skills. These guys have enough heart to stop mine and gave it a cooler beat. They have the skills to drop your drawls. Its great music and they rock the f*ckk out live. These guyshave played at l
hmmm Lambgoat can suck my ass all you f*ckers are jerks that have no f*cking idea how amazing Hercandane is I love'em they're my brothers all the rest of you can eat my f*cking ass pussies I suggest you try another sport... like knitting you f*cking idiots
Broship represent! Love us or hate us we'll still kick your ass! Herc is the f*cking jam and they'll prove it when the herc is all these haters new favorite band in a year.
i must say that these guys are one of the most talented bands to come out of salt lake. they have been around for years, and they really do give a f*ck about music, more than some fat ass that thinks he's cool just cause he gets to write a review for some website, they are all very talented musicians, they take music very seriously and they know how to have fun at the same time, (which some people arent capable of, tight ass gays who take everything so god damn seriously), hence the rediculou
oh ya and every time i die sucks i cant believe someone would even think these guys sound the same
I caught a show of these guys awhile back, they got my foot tappin. Keep doing what drives you.
wait... nick... you listen to the ataris... your opinion is invalid.
on side note... broship for life!!! and all you queers will be shortly exterminated f*ck you f*ck your scene and most of all f*ck you you will be dominated LD, Cliff, Herc, 36, and the Ocean sup now queers? yeah I thought so get on that knitting thing you f*cks
HerC are f*cking awesome. They do their shit and they keep it real. This review is bullshit. f*ck YOU NICK !
Cark Hamlet (metalcark@aim.com) - congrats! you just posted the dumbest f*cking review comment I've ever seen on here in two years. And go ahead and email me - harper_cole@yahoo.com - i hope you want to fight me, because I can't wait to beat you the f*ck up.
look at all the gays getting dickhurt over a review. and i thought heavy music was for xTUFFx kids. whine.
I haven't even heard this band, but judging by their myspace page, they are mighty gay at what they do. f*ck this band, f*ck you street team homos.
Her Candane owns your Mom!!! Who gives a f*ck about reviews. Don't listen to the bitch ass who wrote this article, listen for your self and form your own opinion. The Herc will own the world!!!!!
lmao. if it aint yer cup o tea, shut up and listen to scissorfight, pussies.
All these posts defending this band is obviously 1 person typing in different usernames and email addresses. Nobody has even heard of this stupid band and rightly so.
this band is so stupid. these fans suck
I dont care if it was recorded 10 years ago. It's still horrible
Im selling these guys cd on ebay. Im paying someone to buy it
haha you're all f*ckin stupid. and harper_cole@yahoo.com you're an idiot. let's get tough on lambgoat cuz I think I'm hard ass behind the keyboard and I have nothin better to do so let's go threaten this kid yeah! f*ckin nerdy hardcore kids that f*ckin suck at music and life hey dude you want a free music lesson? cuz you need it you dummy maybe you'd know what you were talkin shit about thats alright though you're stupid and just wanna listen to mosh thats cool dude I can dig that t
yOuS a gayoTT mEtALc0r3 iS f*ckiNgg AwSSoMe!! Take a hike Nick, gay review 8/10 in my book.
Her Candane kicks ass. And the dude who wants to fight Cark Hammet, you are a f*cking douche he'll kick the shit out of you. And all you haters out there should just shut the f*ck up and go beat off because frankly, you are all just a waste to this earth and you all should just go kill yourselves
I, personally, absolutely love the HerC. They've been a favorite of mine for awhile now, and probably always will be. It's true; I also do enjoy Everytime I Die, and He is Legend. But I think to compare them is unfair, after all, how many tones are there in music? You can only get so far away before it all blends together. In the words of Eminem my friends "Music is reflection of self". I know all these HerC guys, and I know that the music they write truely means a lot to them. But I also respec
f*ck ALL OF YOU THAT HATE ON THE HURC!!!!!! THEY f*ckIN ROCK!!! f*ck THE RETARD THAT DID THIS REVIEW!!!!!! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC IF IT WAS SHOVED STRAIT UP YOUR ASS BITCH!!!! HELLA LOVE HERC!!!! <33333
WoW. I don't give a f*ck about what the queer that wrote this lame ass review thinks, (why don't you join the old folks that determine who's good enough for the grammys, oscars, and emmys?!seriously), or what the gays hatin' on Her Candane say. You don't know shit about SLC or her bands so why don't you go back to your home on whore island? [scorpionlovexcore]
terrible band, terrible fans, lame lame lame, great review, stupid ass song titles
LOL at all of the gay fans bitching about a review... Get on your Broship and sail away on your gay sea of tears
All of you mormon gays can f*ck off. f*ck Salt Lake City, f*ck Utah and f*ck these gays in the ass (with no lube)
You pussies don't wanna f*ck with the Broship! You do, you die. So f*ck you asswipes that think you're bad ass. You aint shit. Prove me wrong. We f*cking own you pussies.
i always though journalism was all about doing your research and using your brain, but i can be wrong especially now. You didnt even look to se when the herc songs were recorded, comparing them to shit that definatly is no where near as good and came out later after herc rocked it first. These dudes are tight as f*ck and the MOST solid f*ckin homies ive ever met. They are talented and that is something i will stand by. This many people wouldnt come to their defense if it was just trash like yo
holy f*cking terrible song titles. i'm ashamed for all of you gay fans of this shit band.
haha at least the kid talking the most shit looks like a girl. he is the guitar player for that shitty clifton band. get a life, a hair cut, and a job gay. you suck at guitar and you suck at life. broship doesnt run shit and isnt scaring anyone. gay. the only thing you run is the hordes of 12 year old scene girls that think youre pretty because you look like the barbie doll they grew up with.
haha yer an idiot. I'll shred your ass off you f*ckin hack. you're just jealous that I get more pssy than you do. Get a life and a hobby. Too bad you're not doin shit with your life.
*reads comments* * head explodes* - anyone with a basic knowledge of the English language
yeah you're right im sure you get more pssy than me but its cool im pretty content not have clamidia and syphilous that im sure you pick up from some of the hood rats around salt lake and im pretty sure i have a life and a career gay. while your out shreading it up ill be making 90k a year, then in 3 years when everyone realizes how lame this metalcore bullshit is you will have two options #1 go cut hair like all your gay friends or work at the local hot topic or guitar center because you
right cause making 90k a year is the only thing that matters in life. man i feel bad for you if think that all that money will make you happy. making music is the most amazing thing and the most satisfying thing. you must suck at it if you cant feel that. you would probably be better off killing yourself.
I wonder what gay is posting all the comments trying to act like this cd doesnt sucks ass
jbunds- your a f*cking tard. making music isnt for everyone... some peoplw would rather have cash... you sound like a stupid ass scene gay who thinks that stealing As I Lay Dying riffs is creation... commit suicide...
Wow, you guys are pretty gay for using the words "tight" and "homies" in your comments. gayaroos all over the place. If I ever see this band i'll be sure to start shit with them and their fans.. You gays need some lives for f*ck sakes.
Cark Hamlet myspace - http://www.myspace.com/carky
Are they more like turd sandwich or giant douche?
Haha Darsh WILL be making "90K" a year, keyword is will. When will that be? Maybe 50 years from now? Sorry buddy but the reason why your band was shitty is because you were "hardcore". But hey check your grammar and wrap it up next time. ps. its chlamydia.
haha good thing someone posted my URL. You guys are queers
Is it that you hate this president, or hate this country?
Once a scorpion, always a scorpion. HerC rules. BUT: How is it that any CD review, band review, or anything at all in this world anymore will always turn into a mundane display of "men" attempting to show how strong and tough they are? I agree with tthe comment about 20 above me. "Music: an art of sound in time that expresses ideas and emotions in significant forms through the elements of rhythm, melody, harmony, and color." Let the HerC write the music they want, noone made you list
First, the "homo" and gay comments are pretty f*cking lame. This CD is average, and far from original. I'm sure these guys work hard, etc. I don't understand why the entire SLC street team and local friends in bands had to come here and piss and cry about it. Utah is an alright place but their music scene is really narrowminded, with just about every band soundling like the want to be As I Lay Dying, Metallica, Pantera. It's f*cking dudes-in-girl pants metalcore with cookie monster voc
Everyone that is hatin on the HerC are idiots. If some one posted a bad review about a band that you really liked you'd be defending them too, so you can all just shut the hell up and kiss my ass!!!!!
Number one: Her Candane is amazing. Number Two: They don't even have a street team you idiots, probably do your research. Number three: Anyone who wants to fight Cark Hamlet will be sorry so come to Salt Lake and see what happens. Number Four: not everyone in Utah is a mormon you f*cking retard. Number Five: Scorpion forever. I love you dr.damn,tj,mike,dan and will back you always. and don't you ever say anything about Clifton again, because this isn't even their review and you f*cking fairies
bro hater(hercandanefansaregayashit@fruityturds.com) , gayAROOS????????!!!!!! are you serious? I think I almost died of laughter, I'm glad you showed everyone how queer you are. (Her Candane owns)
As Narrowminded as LG regulars? Generic slc bands? ha! :: Myspace.com/loom801 - Myspace.com/gaza - Myspace.com/clifton - Myspace.com/formofrocket Myspace.com/gaza - Myspace.com/thehifimassacre - Myspace.com/iamtheocean - Myspace.com/novelists Myspace.com/exigentrecords - slc is legit.
haha holy shit they really must have sent out a myspace bulletin bitching about it. Grow up dudes, its just a f*ckin review, I think 5/10 was pretty generous. You DO suck and all you kids who say that you know anything about Salt Lake need to shut the f*ck up. Half of you are probably just new-jack scene rats who stumbled into a greywhale and thought you had discovered something of local music. You havent been around as long as you put on and for f*cks sake go join the f*cking emo/scre
hey "hateohone" I guarantee I've been goin to shows longer than you have gay, you're an idiot. Go listen to some more hardcore you queer. You really have your head up your ass.
Haha maybe you may have, maybe you haven't, you gonna start droppin your scene experience 'bro'? Do you think your 'scene longevity' gives your shitty music any more credibility? nope its still just shitty 'bro'. But if I got my head up my ass, at least its just my head and not a hundred worthless scenesters like you got goin on, 'bro'. Like I said you guys are a f*cking joke. Honestly man, why are you guys still trying? Two years to put out a cliche f*cking album? Come on. Even four y
im gonna shit down your fat necks through a funnel. eat a fat one you f*cking crisco bleedin gaygarios. give your mother a nice milky creampie for me.
Holy f*ck, I thought shitty song titles like this stopped 2 years ago?
gayaroos is right, bro. I got cha' back Jimmy don't worry, i'll protect you from the LG bullies, you f*ckin' waste.. I can't believe the amount of time you jerks spend commenting on this review, every one has their f*cking opinions accept it dick-crust.
GAZA is the only good band amongst all the other "southern" (from utah??) metalcore and fashion metalcore to come out of Utah. Clifton is a bunch of girl pants wearing pantera wannabes who contribute nothing new or refreshing to the genre of music they play. they also use the long irrelevent song titles that they probably thing are hilarious but are not. Whatever. Just go away. Your friends record sucks, get over it. Continue with the "you only listen to hardcore LG gay" since you don't know shi
haha atleast cool your jets isn't on that list or generic salt lake bands hahaha i have no preference either way about her candane although they make empty promises about playing shows and atleast clifton (brian E.) will just flat out say no haha f*ck it im more hxc than anyone hahahaha
f*ck yeah Cool Your Jets! love you queers :)
Blake you know I love you I tried but Bryan is too much of a pssy
Ha, I cant believe the f*cking replies to this review. The album sucks; a heap of redundant shit. Writing anything more just seems a waste of time. 1/10 at best.
wow you guys really are losers..Her Candane is a good, legit band. Just give up, cause we win. Cark I love you.
10/10 album review. This album is amazing, even though it was recorded almost 2 years ago.
"Clifton is a bunch of girl pants wearing pantera wannabes who contribute nothing new or refreshing to the genre of music they play. 6'3" 140 pound body isn't very intimidating."posted by ilikecursed) First of all I doubt you even know who Clifton is, you just saw their myspace and made a quick judgement, and that's not cool. They contribute a lot to this genre of music, your small brain just can't handle it. And only one member wears girl pants and he looks good in them. (Carl you're hot) I t
I love Her Candane. This reviewer(NICK) gets a 0/10 review.
Who really cares what the song titles are, the songs are great.
anyone who signed posted by () is a dripping aids infested sack of excrement and probably plays in a band by a similar body excretion or disease inspired name
f*ckin haters, i'm partyin with the herc tonight!
By party he means taking their collective 'broship' load on his face.
Jesus Christ! I'm really put off by the fact that people care so much about song titles. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, and shit by any other name would reek as bad. How can having unique song titles be a bad thing, it's so much better than having some generic phrase that sums up your "feelings" in the song. Get a song title that reminds you of when you wrote it, where you wrote it, the joke you made while writing the song, who cares? I'm reminded of some of Clifton's song ti
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