
23 comments
Post Commenti havent heard the cd, but the promotion for it included hammerfall condoms. i have not used them for fear of what it would do to my penis and girlfriend.
what the f*ck is this crap...shitty band,shitty album
Why would a band with the talent to do something unique and interesting waste it playing music for 35-year old nerds?
I got two press kits for this album, which means two condoms...I should put it on Ebay. Decent album but there's much better power metal right now, like the new Demons & Wizards.
I couldnt rate any power metal album above 5/10 it all sounds so cheesy to me but I can appreciate some people get aroused by it.
cory....stop reviewing complete and utter shit for christ's sake!
hammerfall has always and will always f*cking rule.
I now know why most of corys reviews suck, his favorite band is hammerfall. This shit is repetitive garbage meant only to invoke the spirits of hobbits and elven online reviewers.
Look at the cover art for shrists sake HAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH what the f*ck
Hey palmer look at your dad's miniature c-ck HAHAHAHAHAHA what the f*ck is that.
Good enough to get me in this world so good for him you jack off go play with your Kid Sister doll perv and stop looking at my dads dick. HAMMERFALL RULES ,molly hatchet forever!!
Good review Cory! Hamerfall is siiiiiiiickkkkk! All you trendy hc kids get the hell outta here and go back to listening to Bury Your Dead or Throwdown because this shit is too much for your pathetic brains to handle and wont win you any scene points. By the way Cory, my favourite stuff of theirs is the 'Legacy Of Kings' album.
By the way nick your a goo guzzler. There is no originality in this cd AT ALL. From the cover to the song names its on big lump of cheese. you cant take lyrics like this seriosuly because if you do your admitting that dragons exist. 4/10 just for song stucture as nice as I'll get.
These dudes are hilarious. If you take them too seriously, you might miss the point.
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