The Contortionist, Jeff Loomis, Chimp Spanner tour
Thursday, June 07, 2012 5:57 AM PT
Lambgoat can confirm that The Contortionist will indeed headline a full U.S. tour this summer. The tour, the band's first headliner, is also expected to include Chimp Spanner, Jeff Loomis, and 7 Horns 7 Eyes. Although dates have yet to be formally announced, the following have surfaced thus far:
7/14 Indianapolis, IN @ Emerson Theater (no Chimp Spanner)
7/15 Joliet, IL @ Mojoes
7/16 Cleveland, OH @ Peabody's
7/17 Lansing, MI @ Blackened Moon
7/18 Portage, IN @ Camelot Arena
7/20 Little Rock, AR @ Downtown Music
7/21 Oklahoma City, OK @ Conservatory
7/22 Albuquerque, NM @ El Rey Theater
7/24 Hollywood, CA @ Whisky A Go Go
8/4 Baltimore, MD @ Sonar
8/5 Philadelphia, PA @ Trocadero
8/7 Sayerville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom
8/8 New York, NY @ Irving Plaza
8/9 Albany, NY @ Northern Lights
8/10 Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
6/7/2012 6:03:54 AM
sweet fucking lineup.
6/7/2012 6:07:50 AM
Saw Loomis on tour with Protest the Hero and he fuckin destroyed it!
6/7/2012 6:30:36 AM
How the fuck did chimp spanner get lumped in with this shit?
6/7/2012 6:44:16 AM
7 angels 7 plagues are not stoked at getting their number stolen
6/7/2012 6:53:35 AM
if 7a7p was on the bill, i would spin kick fools
6/7/2012 8:40:59 AM
looks gayer than gay sex
6/7/2012 10:53:53 AM
the contortionist is one of the most overrated bands in existence. garbage.
6/7/2012 10:54:56 AM
the contortionist is one of the most overrated bands in metal. garbage btbam ripoff.
6/7/2012 10:58:18 AM
anonymous2 hours ago
looks gayer than gay sex
Good one. Where did you get your smart, clever humor from ?
6/7/2012 11:03:06 AM
The Contortionist is better than your crappy garage band. Fact.
6/7/2012 11:22:12 AM
The guys in the contortionist are the biggest gay faggity gays out of all the gays that are gay faggity gays.
6/7/2012 11:25:01 AM
i forsee plenty of ponytails, shitty half beards and empty guitar centres...
6/7/2012 3:32:51 PM
Stoked for the show at the Emerson. The Contortionist rules. fuck the haters.
6/7/2012 5:03:27 PM
With bands like attack attack and blessthefall out there you're saying The Contortionist is the gayest?
6/7/2012 9:14:16 PM
Sweet lineup, I'll be there.
6/8/2012 8:03:17 AM
Guitar Center comment was quality.
6/8/2012 8:03:30 AM
The Contortionist is so far from the gayest band ever. They are also some of the most down to earth guys I've ever met.
6/8/2012 5:06:00 PM
unfortunately their personalities being great doesn't mean that they have any talent..... obviously.
6/8/2012 11:49:32 PM
Contortionist need to hurry up and post a new track!
6/11/2012 12:55:11 PM
the camelot "arena" is a bowling alley with an arcade and a small back room where shows are allowed. i don't get how this warrants "arena".
6/12/2012 7:13:46 PM
the contortionist= soon to be headlining a north american tour. 99% of lambgoat users soon to be shotgunning tacobell burritos in their moms basement. save your asshole comments for the piece of shit you see in the mirror every morning fags
6/14/2012 4:52:54 PM
^ Wants to suck off every member of the contortionist.