Dillinger Escape Plan update
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 4:29 PM PT
Dillinger Escape Plan has officially declared the end of the touring cycle for their Option Paralysis album. The band will now "tend to the business of writing what will end up being the next release." DEP has issued the following, lengthy update:
It's over. That's it. We're done. For good.
Don't get too bummed or excited we're just talking about being done with the "Option Paralysis" cycle. Come the fuck on...did you think we would actually stop THIS peacefully? Let's be serious, you're probably not getting any relief from us until we're dead.
The point is that what began in 2009(holy shit) is completed. We started writing for "Option..." in early 2009, recorded it in late 2009, and then started touring in December 2009 to officially begin the album cycle. Well...we didn't really expect to keep going until May of 2012....but if you've been around for a while and you aren't new to our habits then you know that once we start touring we kinda have a problem stopping. We're tour junkies. The adrenaline overload you get from a nightly DEP show makes coming off tour a little like what would happen if you were to try to get off of a six week long indoor strobe-lit roller coaster...in hell...if hell was insanely fun and as addictive as a chocolate coated crack pipe. So whenever we attempt to stop...we find that we just can't sit still or stay outta trouble....so we go back out. Then things come up that are too killer not to do, like the tour with our friends in the Deftones and then with Mastodon...and then again with Mastodon...that we can't say no to...and it just keeps going. I'm serious when I say that we've "stopped" this album cycle in our minds like four times in the past year and a half...but then we just can't stay home. But now we're saying that's it. We're done. Publicly. So you can hold it to us that we're gonna hole up and get weird and go deep into the darkest realms of our collective psyche until the next album is done. We may play a show here and there, just to break the monotony and inject some fresh air into our lungs, but that doesn't count! So...the Option Paralysis cycle, including writing and recording, went from March 2009 to May of 2012....with the touring officially going from December 2009 to May of 2012. Fuck...that's the longest stretch of relentless shows we've done since the stretch right after Irony Is A Dead scene that went up and then pretty much morphed into the Miss Machine cycle. Our fire keeps growing and we just can't put it out...or maybe it's an itch. You got a cream for that? Whatever it is, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with us, but when you're this far down into the journey to the center of Nutsville I guess you just keep going 'til you get to the core. So...with that being said...we're gonna tend to the business of writing what will end up being the next release. There's still some places we need to go with this whole Dillinger thing, some avenues and dark paths still unexplored/undiscovered and some doors left unopened that we still feel the need to bust down, some hearing left to be destroyed, some sanity left to lose, some demons left to expel...or possibly make friends with....you get the drill.
We've been through a ton as people and as a band in the last three years since we started writing "Option", and played...oh I dunno.....a half thousand shows? So if the end of "43%" goes on for ONE minute, and we've played that 500 times in the last two and a half years...then we played that part for eight and a half fucking HOURS. SHIT YEAH TAKE THAT SHIT BITCHES. IN YOUR FACE. "DESTROYERRRRR"....again....five hundred times.....and we're STILL not tired of it so don't make us go back on tour....we'll fucking do it! Damn it.... no! That's it, that is it, that is IT! For real we're done. SERIOUSLY!! But yeah back to the point. We wanna thank all of you....longtimers, new peeps, first showgoers, fiftieth showgoers....you're all friends or extended family or cousins fourteen times removed...somethin' like that....and we're grateful for having seen, met, screamed with, and sweat with so many of you. Also for all the inner circle friends and family still out there or recently sucked into our weird lives...what are you doing?! Get away from this black hole now while you can! No...for real though...thanks...we're beyond grateful....we'd love you if we could....but we're terminators and terminators are incapable of emotion. Unless the name of that emotion is "being an ice cold killing machine".
We're still gonna get the rest of the Option Paralysis limited merch out, starting with this one for "Parasitic Twins", and one every month or so after that until we're done. Remember they only go up for short blocks of time, so if you're new to this, this is how it works: Shirt goes up. 72 hours later it goes down. Maybe shorter if we feel like it. Hell, maybe only a half of an hour if we wanna be hilarious(to us) about it. Bottom line is that once it's gone it's gone, and it's not our problem if you were out in the wilderness without internet during that time and didn't know about it.
We'll be scaling back on "social networks" for the most part except for randomly updating you with pertinent information regarding DEP or side projects or whatever. Maybe we'll post some pictures or some news or a video here or there. Don't worry about us and our relative quiet compared to our normal presence. The creative process needs some detachment and isolation....we don't feel the need....or want for that matter...to constantly update, or on the flip side to hear/read too much feedback...so like I said don't think anything of it if it seems like long stretches of radio silence are going by on our various web outlets. When we fully emerge from our self imposed isolation we'll be carrying a big assed pitcher of juice from the tree of eternal life that's hidden deep in the forbidden jungle, and you'll all be like "shit yeah thats what's up gimmesummadat". AND WE WILL. AND YOU SHALL DRINKETH. AND WE SHALL LIVE FOREVER......ETH.
Thanks and see you when we get back from the event horizon.
anonymous
363 days ago
And in current news the DEP write essay. No one reads.
anonymous
363 days ago
Is that roid juicing mongoloid of a Trent Reznor ripoff still fucking Jenna Haze? This band blows out the ass.
anonymous
363 days ago
The Armed and Old Gods are stoked
anonymous
363 days ago
too long. either way, their singer is fucking stupid and the band makes annoying music.
363 days ago
way too long no read boys. also, i would choke up enough spit to lube and tap jenna's ass for brown gold
anonymous
363 days ago
These guys have gotten way too full of themselves.
anonymous
363 days ago
best show i ever saw was seeing them last year
363 days ago
I wouldn't listen to them on my iPod, but boy do they put on a show, I will give them that
363 days ago
anonymous2 hours ago:
The Armed and Old Gods are stoked
363 days ago
Sounds like Puciato was tripping balls when he wrote this. I wish more bands would, it's more entertaining than the usual "the new album is our best yet and this will be our best year ever" bullshit
anonymous
363 days ago
no one gives a fuck these guys suck dick...just break up and get jobs at starbucks you have no talent
anonymous
363 days ago
I hear Dmitri and Pennie are available. Otherwise, no care about this band since Calculating Infinity.
anonymous
363 days ago
So you stopped touring for Option Paralysis? NEAT!
anonymous
363 days ago
shadows fall
anonymous
363 days ago
what a crap this band. listen to faith no more insted, not some wnnabe gays
362 days ago
SHIT YEAH TAKE THAT SHIT BITCHES. IN YOUR FACE. "DESTROYERRRRR"
lol
anonymous
362 days ago
I thrive in Dillinger hatred!!! Dillinger get a kick out of Lambgoat comments trust me they are fucking hilarious!!! LOL gays here gays there and making the terrible mistake of putting a real shitty band in there for good measure. Lambgoat would be doing everyone a big favour if they would delete the comments section I cant stop laughing!!!!
anonymous
362 days ago
Greg wrote this. He is a self-absorbed hipster. I hope that troll gets Aids.
362 days ago
So what are they up to now then? I didn't bother to read any of this.
anonymous
362 days ago
Nothing, basically. For some reason Greg chose to write 4 million words on this subject. Maybe he OD'd on mushrooms and roids again.
anonymous
362 days ago
"I wish more bands would, it's more entertaining than the usual "the new album is our best yet and this will be our best year ever" bullshit"
No. The whole statement reeks of a really bad stand-up comedian trying to crack jokes no one fucking cares about. Make the statement, move on.
anonymous
362 days ago
"too long. either way, their singer is fucking stupid and the band makes annoying music."
ya they really try and make music everyone enjoys. go listen to the radio.
anonymous
362 days ago
yeah, quit caring after calculating infinty and the day dimitri left. Dudes who are into singing should be rightfully stoked
anonymous
362 days ago
Come on, everybody liked Miss Machine, don't pretend you didn't. Everything after that was terrible though
362 days ago
HATERS ARE STOKED
anonymous
362 days ago
coke rant
anonymous
362 days ago
Pike Matton is stoked.
anonymous
362 days ago
Haters gonna hate. Band is awesome.
362 days ago
pulitzer prize judges are stoked
362 days ago
so who do all you gays that post negative comments to EVERY band listen to? like I said, it the same posters talking shit about every band out there
362 days ago
so please inform me of the "good" bands out there.
anonymous
362 days ago
Unfortunately Cannibal?! you have to laugh at it all. I do all the time even if its not TDEP.Get used to it bud irony and stupidity go hand in hand here LOL
anonymous
361 days ago
GTO for the win
361 days ago
This band should fire Greg. Too many drugs and girls would ruin anyone.
361 days ago
@cannibal: why thank you for asking. I listen to Justice, Sigur Ros, Skrillex remixes, and some Timberlake. What do I win? Is it AIDS?
361 days ago
Not a fan of Greg's vocal and/or statement writing abilities. The band lost a lot of intensity after the departure of Dimitri. I've tried to get into their newer stuff but can't. Seems like they traded their creative ferocity for easily digestible fluff.
anonymous
361 days ago
Last good thing was the Mike Patton EP. Utter suck after that.
361 days ago
gay hipsters who first heard this band on the radio are stoked.
anonymous
360 days ago
Looks like I'm late to the every butthurt gay on the internet telling a professional band how to release official statements party.
anonymous
360 days ago
Unnecessary.
anonymous
354 days ago
I love when people talk shit about this band, mostly because, regardless of their new material, Calculating Infinity will still be one of the best albums ever made, and if you don't think so, you're a fucking idiot and clearly don't play any instruments. Also chances are you listen to Alien Ant Farm.