ShaolinLambKiller

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i_am_fuck 3/13/2018 1:31:58 PM
Does this fat piece of shit still post here?
ARCHITECTkills 3/13/2018 1:36:06 PM
Him and Cobra_Commander got gay married and opened a flower shop.
i_am_fuck 3/13/2018 1:38:56 PM
Oh, well all right then.
xander_christ 3/13/2018 1:41:37 PM
He actually is busy working on his two signed bands right now... and whenever he is done doing real stuff he has to drum on my death metal album. Also, he's super ripped now, like carrot top.
barbara 3/13/2018 1:49:24 PM
I need a cave painting of trump
simon_belmonT 3/13/2018 1:53:00 PM
His bands are signed to a Scandinavian cassette only label that releases their albums in 10 tape limited runs
xander_christ 3/13/2018 1:58:46 PM
Actually one signed with a label I've heard of before and the other with a label that had some heavy bands. I want my death metal project released on a Ghanaian label that instead of selling my cds sends out Ashanti drum corps to cover my music with their native instruments to the three people who will buy my garbage. That's a proper sentence.
KlDCADAVER 3/13/2018 2:27:53 PM
simon_belmonT 3/13/2018 1:53:00 PM
His bands are signed to a Scandinavian cassette only label that releases their albums in 10 tape limited runs

i actually curated the feather and bone fragments that came with the die-hard editions
ed_money 3/13/2018 2:31:14 PM
Last I saw he looked sloppy as hell.
xander_christ 3/13/2018 2:48:50 PM
No, that was a picture of you from your phone you were looking at.
xander_christ 3/13/2018 2:49:43 PM
You look like an egg with love handles.
Red_Jasmine 3/13/2018 2:52:23 PM
Xander is a proven twink bitch who cried in front of a judge irl after faking to be a tough guy on a forum. Surprise, surprise folks.
easyhateoven 3/13/2018 2:58:30 PM
lol
xander_christ 3/13/2018 3:07:21 PM
I didn't cry, actually. I had the flu that day and spent most of the pre trial time shitting. Call the court house for Chester county and ask them how many times a bailiff had to take me to the toilet. I was sick as a dog, and dry eyed, and they tried some black guy before me who had robbed like ten people, shot someone, and threatened to kill the others two days later and he kept calling the judge "my dude". It was a pretty weird day. I got soup and coffee after, and then shit my brains out on a Pa turnpike north extension, save that for your records easyhateovens weak attempt at the xeno type of crap gimmick.
xander_christ 3/13/2018 3:11:23 PM
Also I had to go into the medical ward for a while pretrial upon extradition from Monroe county. Didn't cry because that was like my eighth time in jail. I know you think saying what the judge wants to hear is crying, but that's becuase the most trouble you ever got in was for jerking off to your sister you tiny little bitch. Lol, I was bunked with a dude who legit killed a few people. I just talked to him about Jesus since he liked that. You're not a survivor, or a tough guy. I'm definitely one and moderately the other, also I got bigger biceps than you. End discussion, let's talk about SLK again or make fun of ed money, you can even call me a bird looking evil twin of virus dot exe who is way more handsome, less tall and muscular, but way cooler. But you're too dumb and bitter. I win. You lose. Spekt thread u fuggboi.
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