that one Roseanne where Dan can't stop farting

BULLETHEAD 12/7/2017 2:10:13 PM
remember that one?
simon_belmonT 12/7/2017 2:12:05 PM
That was the entire series
foulmouth 12/7/2017 2:45:01 PM
that episode what based on my Dad
foulmouth 12/7/2017 2:46:16 PM
*was...it's been a long day.

anyone spare any eggs?
explosions_in_this_guy 12/8/2017 2:57:30 AM
That me
the_panda 12/8/2017 6:33:45 AM
Okay, so I'm DJ on Roseanne. I walk in on a pubecent Darlene wailing on her box with her fingers. the door is open just a crack. I fill up immediately. I pull it out and I'm now manipulating my dong vigorously. I slip or something I nudge the door open a little and she sees me. she smiles at me and I go to her. she grabs my hand and puts it to her taco. it's so wet. I diddle her cl*t. bury a couple fingers. I go down on her. not long after I get to fckin her, Becky walks in!

at first she's frightened, but then I turn around and she sees my c-ck and her jaw drops. she drops to her knees, grabs it, and starts sucking it. Darlene joins in. Becky gets naked and Darlene guides my c-ck into Becky's peach fish. she shivers as I thrust my wand deep in her snatch. I'm pounding her box with fury. Darlene is sucking Becky's t-ts. I had always wanted to fck Becky ever since that time I walked in her naked coming out of the shower when she was 12. I'm pulling it out and sticking it back in. just toying with her. making her beg for it. Becky tells me to stick it in Darlene's poophole. she pulls and holds Darlene's cheeks apart and spit in her dirty shitpipe and gives a really nasty "yeeeeah" as I ease my c-ck in. I start just hammering my meaty hammer handle in and out of her tight, little butthole. occasionally stopping to pull my c-ck and let Becky suck me. telling her, "do you like the way your sister's jerk tastes?" she gives me an "mmmhhhhmmm" with my c-ck in her mouth. and then, for whatever reason....

Roseanne walks in naked and without saying anything sits down on the other bed with a giant dildo that she shoves in her ass and starts bouncing up and down on. her cellulite going up and slamming down like an avalanche of flesh. I keep pounding Darlene's butthole while she is now eating Becky's bald nonny-no. Roseanne starts chiming in with things. like, "yeah, Darlene! eat that mossy cottage!" and "give it to your sister hard, D.J.!" I'm extremely turned on and trying not to blow. Becky gets up, aims her butthole at me, and looks back at me with a sad face. so I pull out and start fcking Becky's ass.

::fast forwarding::

I pull out and all three get down on their knees in front of me. Becky finishes me off with her hand and I blow a load all over their faces. a mighty, ropey load. they all get some. the end.
marching_band_rules 12/8/2017 10:45:54 AM
LOL I never thought i'd see that Roseanne c/p again
marching_band_rules 12/8/2017 10:51:48 AM
also there is no Roseanne episode where dan can't stop farting