super secret exotic US military technology????

zordy 8/13/2017 9:22:10 PM
what kind of stuff you think they have come up with????self heating chili dogs????
vagisilcreem 8/13/2017 9:54:08 PM
mind control
tomdelay 8/13/2017 9:55:56 PM
Skynet bitches, motherfcking skynet. Here's to us and the cockroaches
zordy 8/13/2017 10:00:44 PM
ya mindcontrol is forsure real

they can also read minds (fmri is just the surface level tech released to public)
wee_bastid 8/13/2017 10:42:52 PM
remote shitting(directly into target's pants)

diaper nukes

iron man gi tract mk.MMVIII for webmaster so he can finally digest that egg

fully autonomous trind-level shit-posting bots that do just enough to pass the turing test but post the most boring, unfunny, uncreative garbage daily and when goats call them out on their bullshit, the bots claim that they were never trying to be funny, and in fact they find all the negativity directed at them humorous and vow to continue their shit-posting ways until the scourge that is humanity is wiped off the face of the earth, but the goats just tell them their english sucks and calls them pedophiles repeatedly until the bots get run off for a few days(okay this pretty far-fetched)
themoustachemassacre 8/13/2017 11:05:06 PM
Watched a show last night where they showed how the cia gave lsd to an entire town in France and made everyone go crazy.
deadwithfear 8/14/2017 11:57:03 AM
Lol wee_bastid