So my ex had her baby a few days ago

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seriousloser 8/13/2017 12:36:13 AM
Haven't really talked to her since she booted me out and told me she was fcking other guys.

Anyways, she calls me up today and tells me I need to come see my baby. I'm almost positive this isn't my baby. So I tell her I moved to another state and she starts yelling at me and said bag if I don't come and be an active part of my child's life then she'll see me in court and get as much money as she can possibly get for child support. I doubt that they'll rule in her favor since she makes nearly 70k more than I do.

How the fck do I get on Maury so I can get the paternity test results on TV and I can bust into a sweet little dance celebration when I find out ten not mine.
AnalButt 8/13/2017 12:37:17 AM
By not posting here
seriousloser 8/13/2017 12:38:52 AM
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celine 8/13/2017 1:28:12 AM
Cool meltdown, idiot
united_ninety_three 8/13/2017 1:45:09 AM
worst gimmick.
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