OH MY GOD THIS IS SO EMBARASSING

seriousloser 5/20/2017 12:23:56 AM
I'll sum up a very long story quickly. Basically, a few years ago I went on a few dates with a chick I met on okcupid. Basically the whole first date she held my hand and obsessivly stroked it the the point where it felt like our hands were chafing. After that I have her a few more pity dates and cut it off. Well she never wanted to cut it off and obsessively stalked me on social media for years.

Well, last night my gf and my friends took me out to dinner because I've been taking recent events so hard lately. The stalker chick was our waitress and immediately recognized me and tried chatting me up at the table. Then she started telling my gf about how I just dropped her like she was nothing and that I told her I loved her before I did it. She's all like "haha it sucked at the time but it's so funny now hehe. Hope he doesn't do that to you HEHUHEUH"

For the rest of the night everyone ripped on me so hard because now she's some massive white trash fat chick with shitty stripper tattoos like the hip stars and ribbons on the back of her legs.
kort 5/20/2017 12:36:29 AM
penis crease cake
mummified_circuitry 5/20/2017 12:46:31 AM
just when I thought you couldn't be a worse gimmick... you go and make a post like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!!!
celine 5/20/2017 11:07:57 AM
Yeah, when these two idiots enjoy it, you know youre onto something




Terrible. Boring, stupid and terrible.
kort 5/20/2017 11:11:28 AM
kort 5/20/2017 12:36:29 AM
penis crease cake

you'll love my prose when i REALLY like something
the_smile_that_kills 5/20/2017 7:17:17 PM
3/10 story

the drama was there but it lacked any sort of real resolution. we all knew she was gonna be a fat stripper-looking chick. that was a given.